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sebastienne st. jacque


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reports of a sebastienne sighting from terrified local dayton residents proved to nothing more than a partially deflated purple sequined hot air balloon,however as a precaution security at wright-patterson airforce base has been raised to "lavender" level. :doh:

The last time Wright-Patt had a lavender level, they were working on the 'gay bomb'

The Air Force Wright Laboratory at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base near Dayton, Ohio, for instigating research and development of a chemical weapon, the "gay bomb," that "will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,146087,00.html

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undaunted and courageously resolute after being repeatedly snubbed by wgi sebastienne is in now in the development stage on the "fire pom"!

created after an arduous night of flash glove & fire baton practice,jager shots and xanax sebastienne accidentaly caught his pom-poms on fire thereby inventing what is known today as the "fire pom".

"concealing a trigger activated military grade flame thrower inside of pom-poms just seemed like the natural thing to do" according to aesbestos clad sources close to mr. st. jacque and "the general effect possibilities will be memorable".

"this will change the face of pageantry as we know it"claimed the confident and somewhat derranged "designer","or at least those faces in the first three rows"! :thumbup:

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