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lead waitress and cosmetology student regina upright reports that sebastienne gorged himself on over 16 meatball sandwiches in one sitting at the annual non profit event "benefit for the hungry children of montgomery county". :tongue:

"sure,i had a few meatball sandwiches but NOT as many as they are alledging",belched the rather rotund choreographer as he waddled away from the buffet table. :thumbup:

his assistant hazelton ford was seen shoving leftover meatballs into a large fendi bag as well as taking all the centerpieces! :thumbup:

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  • 5 months later...

"we were "hungry jacked!" screamed sebastienne :rolleyes: convalescence was DISQUALIFIED for throwing mashed potatoes at the audience at a local VFW show last weekend! :blink:

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"We were "Hungry Jacked!" screamed Sebastienne :rolleyes: Convalescence was DISQUALIFIED for throwing mashed potatoes at the audience at a local VFW show last weekend! :blink:

I beg to differ with the previous author, but the the information contained in his or her post is slightly inaccurate.

Convalescence was NOT disqualified for throwing mashed potatoes into the audience. Neigh, neigh. Untrue. False.

Rest assured, gentle readers, that members of Convalescence DID hurl fistfuls of Hungry Jack instant spuds into the audience. That much definitely is true.

But a 'side dish infraction,' as it's officially known in the WGI rule book, only would have incurred a mandatory 20 pt deduction from the guard's final score.

Rather, Convalescence was disqualified for using a series of 'Super Soaker Max Infusion Flash Flood Water Blasters' to drench the audience with brown gravy after the airborne potatoes landed in the laps of spectators seated in the first three rows of the VIP seating area.

THAT was the 'grand faux pas' that earned Convalescence its disqualification.

Upon learning about the disqualification, Sebastienne undertook a desperate - and disgusting - effort to reverse the judges decision. When the disqualification was announced during the awards retreat, Mr. St. Jacques immediately began crawling on all fours through the VIP seats and spooning-up trampled piles of compromised potatoes with a zoological grade Pooper Scooper.

(EDITOR'S NOTE: This extreme attempt at exoneration did not impress the judging panel. Not even one little bit. )

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a disgruntled sebastienne st. jacque threw one of his notorious high decible hissy fits apre contest and reportedly screamed "i'm a frickin artist ######"!"how can these mere mortals possibly begin to understand the scope of my grand vision"? :shutup:

drawing stares from slack jawed judges,no talent designers from other guards and mouth breathing audience members alike sebatienne,looking around for a cross to climb onto,shouted at no one in particular "i'm a martyr,misunderstood and maligned",then he shrieked "what are you lookin at?" and stormed out of the middle school cafetorium and back to his parents basement. :shutup:

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sebastienne is looking to get his afternoon shifts as a bathroom attendant at mcDonald's covered for the weekend of WGI.if anyone can help it would be appreciated. :doh:

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