lindap Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 more behind the scenes of SSJ's road to glory in Dayton! "who are you" dut doo dut doo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 (edited) many of you know that sebastienne has been brought up on misconduct charges by the wgi advisary board and he will be required to stand trial this month at the parliament house motor lodge in orlando fl.. charges leveled against him run the gamut from his notorious bad behavior in critique resulting in at least two physical injury lawsuits from former judges to his outrageous conduct on,off and under the floor with his senior guard "convalescence movement ensemble". Edited May 10, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPINCYCLE Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 many of you know that sebastienne has been brought up on misconduct charges by the wgi advisary board and he will be required to stand trial this month at the parliament house motor lodge in orlando fl.. charges of leveled against him run the gamut from his notorious bad behavior in critique resulting in at least two physical injury lawsuits from former judges to his outrageous conduct on,off and under the floor with his senior guard "convalescence movement ensemble". Caught a few judges there under the bubbles at the suds party hehehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPINCYCLE Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Caught a few judges there under the bubbles at the suds party hehehehehehe actually meant WGI big wigs and I do mean BIG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Know it all Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 actually meant WGI big wigs and I do mean BIG And because you're speaking about WGI types, we also know that you do mean "wigs," in the literal sense, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 (edited) *refilling dozens of prescriptions and WGI rule propsals are at the forefront of sebastienne's spring agenda,starting with A.the legalizing of slip-n-slides and water wiggles in the ind classes. B.allowing guards to perform their entire show up in the stands and among the audience members. C.encouraging the use of performance enhancing drugs,industrial strength spray tans,diueretics,and anabolic sterioids in the beginner novice classes. according to foxy cotton mr. st jacque's "assistant", "sebastienne would also like to see more tap dancing"!she added "specifically shim sham shimmy's,shuffle ball changes,windmills and maxi ford's and he would make them all mandatory!" *sebastienne is currently in collaboration with the good people at pfizer on developing a "color guard designer strength" xanax in gummy form! Edited May 17, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Denzer Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 If one of my favorite proposals passes all of the things mentioned above would be perfectly legal.....the only thing that would be barred would by the use of fire and live animals..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted May 17, 2010 Author Share Posted May 17, 2010 (edited) sebastienne hopes to be cleared of all charges facing him this month by the wgi disciplinary board and after that he plans on running for the first ever "WGI hall of shame" award. he desperately needs support and according to mr. st. jacque"i know it will be hard and i'll face some pretty stiff competition head-on,left,right and below the belt".and then there's the deep probing and penetrating intrusions into his private areas "i'm all limbered up and ready for it and prepared to bend over backwards as often as needed to satisfy any and all of my constituents". there are many in the activity as deserving as sebastienne and several award seeking designers are in the running for this long overdue accolade. send your votes to sebastienne4wgihallofshame.com. Edited May 17, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) "allegedly" mr. st. jacque has been accused of embezzleing truck loads of plus size unitards from JLM [jumbo leotard manufacturing] in teaneck N.J.! rumors that the profits went to purchase a used dodge windstar mini-van,a complete set of franklin mint special edition princess diana collectable plates,a stable of trained gerbils and a de-lux doublewide trailer in the exclusive burg of flushing downs are all totaly unfounded at press time! if convicted and sentenced to jail time an undaunted sebastienne plans on starting a prison interpretive dance and pom-pom squad! Edited June 30, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) "allegedly" mr. st. jacque has been accused of embezzleing truck loads of plus size unitards from JLM [jumbo leotard manufacturing] in teaneck N.J.! rumors that the profits went to purchase a used dodge windstar mini-van,a complete set of franklin mint special edition princess diana collectable plates,a stable of trained gerbils and a de-lux doublewide trailer in the exclusive burg of flushing downs are all totaly unfounded at press time! if convicted and sentenced to jail time an undaunted sebastienne plans on starting a prison interpretive dance and pom-pom squad! OMG :wub: :wub: cryptic, but very IN the know. . .that crazy sebastienne. Edited July 1, 2010 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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