Scoutnout Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 "allegedly" mr. st. jacque has been accused of embezzleing truck loads of plus size unitards from JLM [jumbo leotard manufacturing] in teaneck N.J.! rumors that the profits went to purchase a used dodge windstar mini-van,a complete set of franklin mint special edition princess diana collectable plates,a stable of trained gerbils and a de-lux doublewide trailer in the exclusive burg of flushing downs are all totaly unfounded at press time! if convicted and sentenced to jail time an undaunted sebastienne plans on starting a prison interpretive dance and pom-pom squad! The kingdom is crumbling.....Ohhhhh Ms St. Jacque seems like another of the queens court falls today. Rumor has it that somone was picking in the kingdoms orchards. Now normally this would be ok except picking before ripe is punishable by removing acess to the new Max factor line of Blush. 2 heads of state now the queens court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hill Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Not to interrupt the on-point, social commentary and great good humor of Mr. St. Jacque, but maybe it's time to consider setting the ethical example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) as an elder statesmen of pageantry sebastienne believes that children are our future and as a high profile award seeking instructor he tries his darndest to touch those special enough in a highly personal and intimate way. mr. st. jacque also noted "after making that rewarding connection with a young performer many times that special student will unexpectedly come back [sometimes years later and with legal representaion] to express their thoughts & gratitude" Edited July 6, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHSmirage Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I love this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 (edited) as an elder statesmen of pageantry sebastienne believes that children are our future and as a high profile award seeking instructor he tries his darndest to touch those special enough in a highly personal and intimate way. mr. st. jacque also noted "after making that rewarding connection with a young performer many times that special student will unexpectedly come back [sometimes years later and with legal representaion] to express their thoughts & gratitude" I often see sebastienne down at the arcade in his chinos and ascot. Edited July 7, 2010 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Conditioning for the 2011 Convalescence Winterguard has already started!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Looks like Convalescence's Auditions are going well. . .for a sneak peek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHSmirage Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Being inspired by Academy and Glassmen this drum corps season, Convalescence is rumored to perform "Too Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything." or shorter title "Steps to Becoming a Drag Queen" for winterguard 2011. All this is contentious based on the availability of bulk fuschia sequin spandex and glitter gold lam'e. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted July 24, 2010 Author Share Posted July 24, 2010 (edited) sebastienne st. jacque is DEAD! as the community breathes a collective sigh of relief based on unconfirmed reports coming in over the wire that mr. st. jacque has died after being violently "dropped" to the stage during a saturday matinee performance of "peter pancakes".union riggers apparently "lost control" of the high wire cables sending a rather corpulent sebastienne crashing 150 ft to the stage and ending up legs akimbo face down in the low brass section of the orchestra pit much to the shrieking delight of hundreds of fifth graders from P.S. 258. in leiu of flowers please send cases of condolence vodka,menthal cigaettes and action ribbon sticks c/o foxy cotton @ happy hidaway trailer village lot#2. Edited July 24, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 (edited) sebastienne st. jacque is DEAD!as the community breathes a collective sigh of relief based on unconfirmed reports coming in over the wire that mr. st. jacque has died after being violently "dropped" to the stage during a saturday matinee performance of "peter pancakes".union riggers apparently "lost control" of the high wire cables sending a rather corpulent sebastienne crashing 150 ft to the stage and ending up legs akimbo face down in the low brass section of the orchestra pit much to the shrieking delight of hundreds of fifth graders from P.S. 258. in leiu of flowers please send cases of condolence vodka,menthal cigaettes and action ribbon sticks c/o foxy cotton @ happy hidaway trailer village lot#2. Eh...that heffer had it coming, I thought I was upset, but it was just gas. Sebastienne Dead? I'll believe it when I see his head cryogenically frozen Edited July 25, 2010 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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