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sebastienne st. jacque


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  • 4 weeks later...

up from the gutter of glitter sebastienne is back and proving you can take the streamers off the rifle but you can't take the twirl outta the gurl! :tongue:

we recently learned that ssj has assembled a crack team of illegal immigrants,structural engineers and lesbian ironworkers all operating overtime to construct and complete his wgi finals ensemble. :lol:

more as it happens...... :tongue:

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Is there any chance that the live animals rule will be repealed this season? SSJ could create a G.E. box 10 with a herd or two.

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  • 3 weeks later...

sebastienne misses the good old daze...

....the old days when a performer dropped their equipment [fell down or faked sick] an instructor could beat that performer unmercifully with a car aerial,pantyhose filled with oranges,an old rusty wire hanger or better yet burn them a little bit with a lit cigarette."thats how we got results back in my day" claimed an obviously medicated and agitated sebastienne st. jacque."we don't have that kind of commitment from the staff's anymore","too many cry-baby kids & nosey parents buttin in with threats about "lawyers","the ACLU" and "the police"!"color guard has gone straight to hell" swore sebastienne as he slammed the door behind him and staggered towards his dodge windstar minivan! :doh:

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  • 1 month later...

efforts by local law enforcement to subdue sebastienne st. jacque have failed and temporarily stalled.at press time their is an emergency tri-state dragnet set in place to locate,arrest and detain mr. st. jacque before he can infiltrate the city of dayton ohio. :tongue:

hazelton ford,[a former st jacque dancer,recovering street mime and part time pastry chef at an upstate government run facility] was overheard warning "if you encounter him immediately call the police,a priest or animal control".he added,speaking in hushed tones "whatever you do don't attempt to approach him,corner him or look at him directly in the eye as he has been known to use vulcan mind control,his trick pelvis or just simply lash out and strike at random". :tongue:

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reports of a sebastienne sighting from terrified local dayton residents proved to nothing more than a partially deflated purple sequined hot air balloon,however as a precaution security at wright-patterson airforce base has been raised to "lavender" level. :doh:

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