wolfgang Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 (edited) DUI suspect who farted at police officer charged with battery Actually it's a funny story. How does this tie in with drum corps? Well, it's the off season. Not much going on now. Anyone have Drum Corps stories of people who had "incidents" such as this, whether on the tour bus, in the gym, in retreat, etc. This would have been before my time, but I thought I heard tales of a certain member of the Bridgemen who had a habit of tooting in retreat (and not from his horn). I can imagine the looks that would get.... especially if within auditory or smelling distance of a serious, military type of corps. Edited September 26, 2008 by wolfgang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
84BDsop Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I let a loud one loose on the fencing strip once....opponent stopped in confusion and I nailed him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfgang Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 I let a loud one loose on the fencing strip once....opponent stopped in confusion and I nailed him! touche' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Dave Barry. "What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Wolfgang: Like the gas of which you inquire, this too will pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithHall Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 US Open 1974 maybe.....Staying at a church on a main street, people walking by and half the guys in the room I was in are farting up a storm, sticking buns out the window while a group of girls goes strolling by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Thunder Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 To "air" is human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGarrett Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 "Well, it all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed, I would forevermore be he who dealt it! Let me illustrate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWonka Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 "Well, it all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed, I would forevermore be he who dealt it! Let me illustrate." Man just set the bong down... and ease away from they keyboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGarrett Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Man just set the bong down... and ease away from they keyboard... Well, that's a direct quote from Paul Ruebens character "The Spleen" from the movie "Mystery Men." That's why I put the picture up of him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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