steelcityrabbit Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Two Reading Buccaneers were walking down the street. The first one walks into a bar. The second one ducks. A Bushwacker rookie was walking to practice one day. A streetwalker told him, "$5 for a good time." He wasn't sure what she meant. He got on a local bus and again, another lady of the evening said, "Hey, $5 for a good time." Again, confussion on the rookie's end. When he finally arrived at practice he asked the corps director what the two ladies were asking about. The director was not sure either so he told the rookie to ask a color guard member. He approached one and asked, "What's a good time?" She said, "$5, just like downtown." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcityrabbit Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Did you hear about the Blue Devils girl who was fired from her job at the M&M factory? She was throwing away all the "W's"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-horns Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 OK, two Skyliners are walking down the street and they pass this bar.....HEY!...it could happen........... I told my wife this joke and before I could get to the punch line, she wanted to know why they passed the bar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Sop Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Why don't brass players get hemorrhoids? Because all the a-holes are in the battery. ****************************************** What's the difference between a dead visual tech lying in the road and a dead skunk lying in the road? There are skid marks before the skunk. ******************************************* Why are tubas better than trumpets? Because the tuba's weight makes it a better boat anchor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Haring Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Any good drum corps jokes? Yes. I marched with one in 1975-1976. Fran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oz Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 What is perfect pitch? Throwing a french horn bugle into a toilet without hitting the seat. ------------------------ What do you call a bass drummer with a date book? An optimist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puppet Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Ok, how many Cavaliers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I still can't figure out how they get inside of there. That's an old Madison Joke. Puppet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puppet Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) I told my wife this joke and before I could get to the punch line, she wanted to know why they passed the bar! They spent all their money in the other bars. Now all together on the answers to these: What do you do with a drummer who can't keep time? How do you know you've been in Drum Corps too long? C'mon you know these. Puppet Edited October 6, 2009 by Puppet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galen Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 OK, two Skyliners are walking down the street and they pass this bar.....HEY!...it could happen........... I think that works for just about ANY senior corps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galen Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Now all together on the answers to these:What do you do with a drummer who can't keep time? Make him drum major. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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