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It has been reported that on July 5th. 1998 in a DCI show in the midwest, the Corps got an unheard of non perfect Brass Tech. score of 9.90.

However, with the financial and emotional support of DCI, that brass judge was immediately inserted into the United States Federal Witness Protection Program and rumors have it the judge is living out his life peacefully somewhere outside the outskirts of Montevideo, Uruguay.

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...rumors have it the judge is living out his life peacefully somewhere outside the outskirts of Montevideo, Uruguay.

Not for long now. :thumbup::thumbup::worthy:

/They are nothing, if not vindictive.

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None of the members or staff own pillows, sleeping bags or airbeds b/c sleep is a crutch.

They once opened an orphanage b/c so many audience members threw their babies on the field after a performance.

This one time, someone called them a marching band.... the poor sap was never seen again.

Their brass players don't understand the big deal about DCT.

They have their every-days at the North Pole in January for privacy reasons... members still wear shorts and tank tops.

(Sorry if any of these are repeats... I heard some of these from friends.)

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They're so good, Madonna says she once marched there . ( and Michele and Tareq Salahi once went to audition camp..... but couldn't get in ).

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The Corps never takes, nor requires, a water break. Their motto :

" stay thirsty my friend "

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Their hornline rejected A Trumpet Christmas as a morning warm-up. "Dull, too easy, and not high enough in our range."

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BUMP! :worthy:

They have their own time zone, and the time of every person on Earth is based off of that time.

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BUMP! (again!)

Is everyone done talking about them already? I didn't know that could happen!

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Their company front stretched the entire East Coast and dumped nearly 2 feet of snow all over the mid-Atlantic and Northeast (in addition to severe thunderstorms in the South).

That's right people.....we just experienced the effects of The Most Interesting Corps in the world...

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