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At 420 bpm, they have been known to set the turf in domed stadiums on fire.

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At 420 bpm, they have been known to set the turf in domed stadiums on fire.

Thats during their ballad, of course...

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The Drum Major can march in 4/4 while conducting 12/8 with his left hand, and 7/8 with his right hand while the horns perfom in 3/4 and the percussion in 5/4.

(Unfortunately, this makes him look like a spastic epileptic hunchback with MS.) :withstupid:

Oooh. While I may agree with the humor this is not the kind of thing you should write in public. You've pis--d of two major groups of people, and there's a camel somewhere who's crying foul.

I'm far from PC, but I did have an epileptic best friend. I'm sure he'd not appreciate being used as an example like this.

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They once received a noise violation... while playing air and valve

Or full note value soft...

(you did march under that brass staff?...right??)

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They announced their 2010 show and no one knew about it.

Their 2010 show will be to the music of History of the World Part II.

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They announced their 2010 show and no one knew complained about it.

there fixed. :tongue:

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Anything they do for just one show is automatically considered a cherished tradition.

They took Troopers' sunburst and turned it into a supernova.

They have perfected teleporting from one end of the field to the other.

Composers that don't allow other corps to perform their music not only let the corps play their music, they then change the original to reflect what the corps did with it.

Brandt Crocker knows it would be sacrilegious to mention the corps' name.

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This one time they took a water break, just to know what mediocrity felt like.

even their tour housing has perfect spacing.

they constantly turn carnegie hall down for a concert.

Dr. Beats study for their Ph.D's with them.

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