Michael Boo Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) This is an accessible, epic open letter/thread, bringing it to EVERYONE!!...whether there 16-year-old, moist from a rain out (or wet behind the ears), cheesy marching bandos who drink the conspiracy Kool-Aid…or young adults and corrupt straw man moderators like Burstall or honk DCI Monkey, George Hopkins, or fugly old school, INT hater dinos who would rather ban waffles during a bathroom corps than sing along to “Jingle Bells.” It’s time, since they’re always ready, that we raise the roof and do it up, taking it to the next level so we don’t disenfranchise the fans, which…yowza, you know is truth. Whether your one—like most people in attendance at LOS who realize that the esoteric corps who scores highest will win—who will poo poo the entertainment of innovative, intellectual drum and bugle corp…or say “meh” during thunderous goo, elevator drills or when SVC threw down they’re rotating company fronts; remember, IMO, it’s just your opinion. You’re overtone of hyperbole vitriol is as much a dada disconnect as woodwinds on “Dancing With the Stars.” (Wasn’t that show cancelled, or was it just folded? It’s so musical.) Didn’t someone jealous say they heard hate politics resulted in a decline of sixteen percent of the show’s waffle commercials, as well those of black bottle Gold Bond, resulting in the network slotting in Blue Coats as the next Star? Dhut, I wet myself bathing in chocolate as if I heard that Bob Barker died. (Updated version now on post #125) Edited August 15, 2012 by Michael Boo 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Powell Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Epic. This is an epic open letter/thread, bringing it to EVERYONE!!...whether there 16-year-old, moist from a rain out (or wet behind the ears), cheesy marching bandos who drink the conspiracy Kool-Aid…or young adults, corrupt straw man moderators like Burstall or honk DCI Monkey, George Hopkins, or fugly old school, INT hater dinos who would rather eat waffles during a bathroom corps than sing along to “Jingle Bells.” It’s time, since they’re always ready, that we raise the roof and do it up, taking it to the next level so we don’t disenfranchise the fans, which…yowza, you know is truth. Whether your one—like most people in attendance at LOS who realize that the corps who scores highest will win—who will poo poo the entertainment of innovative, intellectual drum and bugle corp…or say “meh” during thunderous goo, elevator drills or when SVC threw down they’re rotating company fronts; remember, IMO, it’s just your opinion. You’re overtone of hyperbole vitriol is as much a dada disconnect as woodwinds on “Dancing With the Stars.” (Wasn’t that show cancelled, or was it just folded? It’s so musical.) Didn’t someone jealous say they heard hate politics resulted in a decline of sixteen percent of the show’s waffle commercials, as well as those of black bottle Gold Bond, resulting in the network slotting in Blue Coats as the next Star? Dhut, I wet myself as if I heard that Bob Barker died. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRASSO Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Submitted to the Rules Committee for perusal and ratification: List of words to be banned on DCP in 2013: Submissions? bathing in chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 "(soon to be inactive corps) will miss the show tonight due to bus problems." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 bathing in chocolate. See above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Haring Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 EVERYONE!! Man... I got a nasty chill down my spine just seeing that word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Haring Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) Haven't read the entire thread... don't know if this has been covered yet... But... "accessible." I HATE that word when used to describe an entertaining drum corps show. Makes it sound like a drum corps programming staff pandering to a group of "handicapped" folks who don't "get" a high-brow show. "Let's make this year's show more accessible, out of pity for those poor handicapped schlubs out there. Maybe we'll even add ramps or automatic-opening doors, or grab-bars to the show." So be warned. If you use the word "accessible" to describe a drum corps show, I'm coming after ya. It may not be that day... or the next day.... or even that year. It may not even be me, because I most likely will send a bigger, stronger guy in my place. But you're on the list, pally. Edited August 14, 2012 by Fran Haring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 and if we want to extrapolate this into live performances... " THEY ARE ALWAYS READY!!!" .... (imagine McKayla Moroney making her not impressed face.... that's what I do) That was one of the originals to go in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Haven't read the entire thread... dont' know if this has been covered yet... But... "accessible." ... Done. Please know if someone adds some more words in the next few hours, I'm not responding because I hate them, but because I've got an orchestra rehearsal for the opera I'm playing for this weekend. And...if you really want to show me some love, someone with Photoshop skills PLEASE take a photograph of Michael Cesario have him wear a shirt that states the last line, or at least as much of it that fits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Should we add, "[insert corps name here]"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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