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What's with the stuffed olives with bleu cheese when ordering a dirty martini? Is that new? I ordered a martini for a friend the other nice night, the place was jammed and the guy won't stuff them and when I brought the drink to her, she turned her head in disgust at me because the olives weren't stuffed! She said the bleu cheese masks the alcohol taste and I said, "Dude, if you don't like the alcohol taste, why order a drink that's straight vodka"! So she says, "don't call me dude!". I think I need a bro manse. Women are just too difficult. I'll stay out of Indiana..

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What's with the stuffed olives with bleu cheese when ordering a dirty martini? Is that new? I ordered a martini for a friend the other nice night, the place was jammed and the guy won't stuff them and when I brought the drink to her, she turned her head in disgust at me because the olives weren't stuffed! She said the bleu cheese masks the alcohol taste and I said, "Dude, if you don't like the alcohol taste, why order a drink that's straight vodka"! So she says, "don't call me dude!". I think I need a bro manse. Women are just too difficult. I'll stay out of Indiana..

Sounds like a very cheesy date. You deserve better, not bitter.

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