Snapettes Mom Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 (edited) I arrived early Saturday morning to watch the corps weekend camp. In front of the podium was a long trailer full of bars of soap. The soap was distributed in large piles in front of long strings placed evenly across the asphalt. The strings were yet to be unwound and spread in even lines to help guide the soap bars later in the day. Some of the soap bars were stacked higher in random order. Some facing up, some facing down. Even some on their side and tilted at unusual angles. The sun was beginning to glow over the mountains and soap bars began to shine brighter in the light. The soap bars faint light cream color looked almost golden as the suns rays broke over the mountain tops. About a minute later the soap bars began to shuffle all on their own. What caused this was a not an earthquake but a force. A force only known to possibly maybe only sort of a very very small amount of the population. In fact probably nobody knows about it because I just made it up. Meanwhile the soap shuffled and shuffled until it began to move about in a drill like formation. At first it looked like a scatter drill but soon a groove was established and soap began to form a company front. The company front did not move forward in a tipical fashion but rather slowly rotated leaving behind a crop like circle in the center of the field. It took nearly an hour for the soap to make the complete 360 degrees. It was getting hot out and water break was called. The soap shuffled off the field for a water break. This turned out to be a bad idea for the bars of soap. I'll leave out the details about what happened next but next thing you know there were bubbles. Lots of bubbles. Infact the bubbles covered the entire parking lot and flowed right off the edge of Treasure Island. To be cont. Mom Edited June 24, 2006 by Snapettes Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapettes Mom Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 Pop -pop went the bubbles as they flowed out under the Golden Gate bridge. A lost baby seal swam through the oily soap residue and became sick beaching itself along Pier 39. Someone managing cones spotted the sickly seal and called the Rescue Force Society of California. Unfortunately the baby seal was stolen and taken aboard a banana boat headed for Brazil. When the ship docked a week and a half later another uber corps known as the Benegades because they were from Brazil began to play their new show. The seal was still sick with enormouse bubblish gas as it jived to the music. See video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4WQJY61s80 Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browniebrick Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 The poor little baby seal sounds like the Renegades scores to date. Go RCR !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_money Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 The poor little baby seal sounds like the Renegades scores to date. Go RCR !!! ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapettes Mom Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 ??? Westside : ) Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmyq Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 ??? Yeah me too - ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapettes Mom Posted July 7, 2006 Author Share Posted July 7, 2006 The seal was ordered to watch a drill. A real drill. The drill was used to practice going through a maze with out walls. See the attached. Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumlaw80 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 The poor little baby seal sounds like the Renegades scores to date. Go RCR !!! Your immature name calling aside, River City Regiment showed a lot of class today, when they applauded as the Renegades took the field today in Bellflower. Personally, I was very touched by that gesture. River City, Dream and Renegades ALL have a great deal to be proud of this year, and we don't need nonsense from people like you. Really. Sincerely, Lee Rudnicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapettes Mom Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 A horse rode up mascarading as a butterfly and carried the baby seal away back under a tree to have a talk in drum speak. They digga dat this and digga dat that, until their was an universal understanding known only to them. In laymans terms it would be known as a 'mind meld' so to speak. The seal became antagonized and wacked a random penquin with a curling iron splitting it's head in half. There was no blood or pain because it was only a vector drawing of it trying crabstep at 200 plus bpm. See photo of horse/butterfly as seen on Television/Internet. http://www.break.com/index/what_a_beautiful_horse.html Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardcatso Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 The seal was ordered to watch a drill. A real drill. The drill was used to practice going through a maze with out walls. See the attached. Mom wow...very cool. thanks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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