cire Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) iv never heard of him so he must not be too great he is the only person to win DCI I&E 4 years in a row. BD tenor player (he participated in it 5 years) edit: i was just told.. "Matt Gregg from the Madison Scouts won 5 French Horn titles from 89-93 and then won Mello in 94" He can probably tear up a set as well. Wonder if his feet are as fast as his hands. yes Edited August 11, 2006 by cire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOOHOO Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Tim Jackson doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Tim Jackson what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Tim Jackson does not sleep. He waits. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Tim Jackson. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Tim Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BD020304 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Tim Jackson's tears are the cure to Cancer... Too Bad Tim Jackson has never cried. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Tim Jackson can kill him and take it. Tim Jackson lost his virginity before his dad did. Tim Jackson is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right arms. On the 7th day, God rested.... Tim Jackson took over. If you want a list of Tim Jacksons' enemies, just check the extinct species list. One time while sparring with Wolverine, Tim Jackson accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. When Tim Jackson has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBob Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 One time while sparring with Wolverine, Tim Jackson accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. Tim Jackson once had a "Who has more testicles?" contest with Lance Armstrong. Tim Jackson won by five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof96 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Tim Jackson Tim Jackson coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday. Tim Jackson uses a live rattlesnake for a condom. When the boogey man goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Tim Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOOHOO Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Tim Jackson does not wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Tim Jackson pajamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triplefunk Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 wow, this thread has digressed from the original topic. But I enjoy it! Great jokes!!! I did see Tim Jackson's 04 video on bd's site, incredible, i must see the 18 tenor solo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyboy Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) SCV just added "2006 Tim Jackson Appreciation Society" to their DCP signature. Edited August 11, 2006 by jonnyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewbugler Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 did he march crossmen 2002? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBob Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 i was just told.. "Matt Gregg from the Madison Scouts won 5 French Horn titles from 89-93 and then won Mello in 94" Tim Jackson and Matt Gregg once walked into a bar together. The bar was instantly destroyed by the sheer awesomeness of the presence of these two giants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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