My high school played Sea Hawk in 2006 for our show Return to the Sea.
Least favorite part of the show (also played "Wind on the Water", "16 Men on a Dead Man's Chest" and "Eternal Father, Strong to Save")
Just means they've learned their lesson from their local buffet: Get a clean plate when returning to the buffet.
:P
In all seriousness, I know what you mean. But this thread is ridiculous--might as well put in my joke.
Phantom Crown or Crown Regiment (depending on your preference) - Both tend to have that nice and rich bottom sound.
Blue Cavaliers - I associate them with a dominant high brass sound.