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Negative one million reputation? How does that even happen? Did you do donuts on John D's lawn or something? 

Amazing statistic: we are only a 0.825 point swing away from the Blue Devils having won nine consecutive titles. They've won overall Visual on Finals night nine years in a row, and color guard on Finals night eight years in a row.

Well, it's official. At the end of October we're moving to Wisconsin.

If the Blue Devils' visual package is so easy, why isn't your corps doing it?

POD SIX IS JERKS!

Wat.

Your corps sucks and will finish in Nth place, because of blah blah blah. I know what I'm talking about, I got a PhD in Talking Out My Butt from Jerk University.

RIP Adolph "Bud" Herseth, one of the greatest orchestral trumpet players ever to have lived.

Best souvenir from my trip to Japan? An 11-CD set of all of Bruckner's symphonies for only 1,190 Yen (roughly $17)

Must See: Stunning new picture from Mars rover Curiosity... http://measi.net/hostrauser/mars1.jpg

This is my new favorite everything.

I have charity golf marathon tomorrow: 100 holes in one day (6:00am to sunset). I plan on spending the rest of the weekend in traction.

"Edward Scissorhands was beaten mercilessly by the school bully Edward Rockhands." --Megan Amram

Throw your hands in the air and wave 'em around like you just don't care! ... no, seriously, it's the only way to get paper towels out of this darn contraption.

Stop what you're doing and go watch this video, right now: O Fortuna (Misheard Lyrics)

I used to march drum corps like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop today. Or maybe it was just a really hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.

4/21: National Surprise Drug Test Day

I guess I shouldn't be too hard on stupid people. They are providing me tremendous job security.

Taking a page from one of our nation's great statesmen, I'm thinking of starting up "The Alarm is too #### Early!" political party.

The moment pot becomes legal I'm investing my entire life savings in stock of Taco Bell.

"Nancy Grace is what would happen if a Caps Lock key came to life." -Megan Amram

Try me on for sighs.

My cousin's astrological sign was cancer. So it's kind of ironic how she died. (She was eaten by a giant crab.)

Bowled my lifetime best series at tonight's league!