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or you might be marching senior corp!

:P Was just thinking of the pins the SF Renegades sold a few years ago.

One I bought has:

"Give me a <picture of a horn> and get the (Hades) out of my way"

OK it doesn't say Hades but didn't want anyone to get the wrong idea by seeing #### :worthy:

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When your bus is pulled over by the hiway patrol and the driver flicks the ash of her cigarette on the officer.

or

The deer that the bus just hit is strapped to the food truck.

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The Confederate flag is part of your honor guard.

:P b**bs

These are really funny!

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:P b**bs

These are really funny!

Ya'll see that! She liked MIIIINE. Yuk-yuk.

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When you refer to that rancid smell coming from the pig farm next to the practice field as "country air" :P .... you might be a drum corps rednek

You think Jackson, Mississippi is " the Major Leagues " and look forward to traveling there... oh say... in the middle of August when those nearby farm animal" rancid smells "have their richest aroma and make you hungry.

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The deer that the bus just hit is strapped to the food truck.

:lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit:

or

you might be a drum corps rednek when....

you instinctively side step a horse puddle in a parade without missing a beat ^OO^

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If you go the Troopers Souvie truck at a show and ask them if they sell any real guns, bullets and holsters.... you just might be a Drum Corps redneck

or....You decide you might join a drum Corps because you saw your first show and think you'd like to carry a loaded rifle around a field too...... and you can tell the staff and the Mrs. you don't need to purchase the equipment...... you just might be a drum corps redneck

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.....you can't wait for grits day on tour.

.....your corps head gear is "business in the front, party in the back".

.....your corps enters the southern tour swing and 40 relatives come to see you at the show, but only your mom and dad buy tickets. The rest meet you in the parking lot where they are tailgating. They give you a bag of munchies from the truck stop including: pork rinds, instant grits, a six pack of bud (minus one) and a pair of "Back Off" mudflaps your cousin stole off a big rig in the parking lot.....for your corps equipment truck.

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