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"Who blew throught that release?! Bring me your tuba.... see that blade of grass all the way over there? Run to it." Brad Green 2009

"If you play loud enough, the croud will throw babys."

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That was less than magical!!!

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One of my favorite quotes of all time

"you do it again and ill step on your throat!"

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"Somebody go down there and kick that bass drummer in the ###!"

-Jim Jones

Casper Troopers

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"[Easily distracted member], if you look somewhere that is not me, one more time, I'm gonna cut you here and string your insides around your neighbors so it looks like a Christmas Tree and then cut off you toes and plug them in so they twinkle. Then I'll sing jungle bells."

"Alright, everyone on your own."

[cacophony of individual brass warm-ups ... cut off by DM]

"... Who was playing PBS?"

"... ... It was the Muppets!"

"Muppets is on PBS."

"Oh." [raises hand]

"Take a lap."

[in the middle of critiques from the box] "Oh, and Trent, that bass/gong hit at letter K was late again." [... no one in the pit is named Trent or anything like Trent]

"I don't understand. I pooped my pants. I have a question."

This one's not from an instructor, but is still funny:

[Walking down road to offsite rehearsal field, truck pulls up to members]

"Hey, you boys know where the high school is? I need to pick up some eggs."

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