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Boris learned the hard way never to question his commander in front of the other army musicians.

Well Boris at least can be thankful that he doesn't play the tuba.

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In Soviet Russia, flag spins you. And tosses you.

In Soviet Russia, sabre dances you.

In Soviet Russia, bottle dances you.

In Soviet Russia, you know not to go into a restaurant, when the sign on the door reads, "Sorry, We're Open." (Yakov Smirnoff rocks!)

Apologies if I missed these somewhere on here. :smile:

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Boris learned the hard way never to question his commander in front of the other army musicians.

And Vladimir now knows not to say anything about synthesizers and clarinets.

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Well Boris at least can be thankful that he doesn't play the tuba.

But in Soviet Russia, the tuba would play Boris, so I'm guessing Boris would be sticking out of the tuba bell instead.

Geez; we all need an off-season hobby.

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In Soviet Russia G7 Directors never heard from again.

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