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In Soviet Russia Mikhail Booskovich is mean, prejudiced, closed minded and hates the Cavaliers! ;-}

And he's also a chick magnet.

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In Soviet Russia, Spartacus kills you.

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And he's also a chick magnet.

As opposed to a "refrigerator magnet"..........:shutup:

We love ya Boo!

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In Soviet Russia, architecture is in the angels.

In Soviet Russia, the bell answers itself.

In Soviet Russia, stilts walk on guard.

In Soviet Russia, you're lifted over mosh pit into KGB van.

In Soviet Russia, Juliet's death is classified. In fact, there was no Juliet. Where did you hear there was a Juliet? Give us their name. We weren't here, got that?

In Soviet Russia, staircase climbs you.

In Soviet Russia, guard belongs to the brave new world.

In Soviet Russia, dream dreams you.

In Soviet Russia, townsfolk oppress overlords.

In Soviet Russia, permission grants J-Zee mechanical rights.

In Soviet Russia, ramps climb you.

In Soviet Russia, chalk outline is of you.

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As opposed to a "refrigerator magnet"..........:shutup:

We love ya Boo!

Obscure post-World War II architectural joke: What do you get the Lustron owner that has everything? Refrigerator magnets.

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In Soviet Russia, architecture is in the angels.

In Soviet Russia, the bell answers itself.

In Soviet Russia, stilts walk on guard.

In Soviet Russia, you're lifted over mosh pit into KGB van.

In Soviet Russia, Juliet's death is classified. In fact, there was no Juliet. Where did you hear there was a Juliet? Give us their name. We weren't here, got that?

In Soviet Russia, staircase climbs you.

In Soviet Russia, guard belongs to the brave new world.

In Soviet Russia, dream dreams you.

In Soviet Russia, townsfolk oppress overlords.

In Soviet Russia, permission grants J-Zee mechanical rights.

In Soviet Russia, ramps climb you.

In Soviet Russia, chalk outline is of you.

In Soviet Russia, heartbeat skips you (since, you forgot BD there...)

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