FaustianMachine Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 So, after realizing how upset some people were getting about the lack of a show announcement from the Blue Knights, I sat in the massive, state of the art thinking facility in my house (complete with waterfall and large supply of Teavana's Samurai Chai Mate tea) and pondered for three days and nights about possible reasons for this. Eventually I came up with some highly probable reasons, listed below. # 10. The corps' director set a bad date for the announcement in his calendar. According to this source, the Blue Knights were scheduled to announce their in early 2013 instead of 2012. # 09: George Hopkins. Enough said. # 08: The Blue Knights are upset at Drum Corps International after being refused to perform a 100 hour show containing the music of the popular YouTube video "Nyan Cat: 100 Hours." Long story short, the Knights won't announce until DCI apologizes for being a "big hairy meanie." # 07: The Blue Knights are not marching a show this year, after adopting the Soviet Russian concept of "In Soviet Russia, show announce you/march you/play you/etc," so fans should not expect a "Blue Knights are playing [music]" announcement, but instead, they are waiting for the music to announce that they are marching/playing the Blue Knights. # 06: Only silly French corps (Boston '11) announce early. This concept isn't good enough for the English (Knights '11). # 05: The person who had the plans to announce was on his way to wherever he had to announce the show from. As he walked down the stairs towards the announcement room, he heard a voice say "Imagine you're in Hell, and you want out." He hasn't been seen since, though a possible motif for this act was perhaps avenging a certain loss that the Vanguard suffered early in 2010. # 04: The corps is determined to first find their "Bonny Boy" from last year before they announce their plans for this year. # 03: The corps is doing a show about Fight Club. As per the first rule of Fight Club, they cannot announce what the show is. # 02: The corps is planning on doing a Hunger Games themed show. However, they want to quadruple check the bi-laws in the DCI handbook pertaining to having individuals fight to the death before they make the announcement And the # 01 reason for why the Blue Knights haven't announced is....completely up to you. Post what you think below, and let us occupy ourselves with this as we await the announcement. *Please note, this thread was created to be humorous. Don't bash other groups unless it's completely obvious that you are being sarcastic.* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 *Please note, this thread was created to be humorous. I'm guessing now is as good a time as any for that to start. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFZFAN Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I'm guessing now is as good a time as any for that to start. I think it's a good time for waffles... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I think it's a good time for waffles... But when isn't it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesleyrp Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 BK hasn't announced because they figure no one will talk about them except to predict them out of finals.... By not talking theyre getting more attention.... Hahaha Wes P 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjeffeory Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 BK hasn't announced because they figure no one will talk about them except to predict them out of finals.... By not talking theyre getting more attention.... Hahaha Wes P Makes sense to me! I'm looking forward to loving them again this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRASSO Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) So, after realizing how upset some people were getting about the lack of a show announcement from the Blue Knights, I sat in the massive, state of the art thinking facility in my house (complete with waterfall and large supply of Teavana's Samurai Chai Mate tea) and pondered for three days and nights methinks you should've stopped the pondering after the first gaze at the waterfall and 1st sip of the tea. Edited May 27, 2012 by BRASSO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostrauser Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 #1 - Still trying to figure out how they can wedge the word "Dark" into the show title. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterA Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 The reason they haven't announced yet is because they have already recorded the entire show. They are doing The Best Of Milli Vanilli. They are still waiting for 150 release forms to come back so the members waive their rights of any recognition, so they can hire supermodels to come in and lip/play to the prerecorded music. On a serious note, I have wondered if maybe they wait to announce, because they haven't gotten all of the copyrights secured, and don't want to take a chance of having to change something after announcing? I do have to say I wish they would visit the dark side of classical music like they did in 2002 and 2006. But regardless, best of luck to BK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaos001 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 methinks you should've stopped the pondering after the first gaze at the waterfall and 1st sip of the tea. At least he chose good tea. I have a whole stash of maharaja chai oolong that I need to drink soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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