garfield Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 What do you get when you cross a goal post with a baritone player? A goal post that can't march. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Local dufus walks by a couple of Kilties and snarkingly says, "What ya got under dem kilts?" Kilties: "Your girlfriend's lipstick!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garfield Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Two girls are walking along when they hear... "Psst! Down here!" They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn into the renowned and respected director of a World Class drum and bugle corps, and I'll make you both rich and famous!" The two girls look at each other, when one of them reaches down, grabs the frog, and stuffs it into her purse. "What did you do that for?", asked the other girl. The first replies, "I'm not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than the director of a World Class drum corps!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garfield Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 What's the difference between a Dynasty snare drum and a lawnmower? You can tune a lawnmower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garfield Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 "I'm a pit keyboardist for a major WC drum corps. That's just a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garfield Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 How do you get the pit guitar player to play softer? Give him some sheet music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garfield Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? Center snare. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garfield Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 What do a sneeze and a sax solo in the pit have in common? You know it's coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garfield Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 What are the two best years of a bass drummer's life? Fifth grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garfield Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 What's the definition of an optimist? A drum corps director with a mortgage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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