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Biggest frum corps joke I know is.............Mikey

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A priest, nun, and a rabbi walk into Lucas Oil Stadium...

Shouldn't a protestant be represented?

A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into Lucas Oil Stadium on the day of DCI Finals. Brandt Crocker sees them and asks, "Is this some sort of a joke?"

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Two drum corps walk into a bar.

... and its the 1950's, so one Corps goes downstairs to practice, and the Reilly Raiders set up practice by pulling up a bar stool.

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Two of my favorite drum corps (red negatives here we come) 'jokes': 2005 Cadets and 2012 BD :tongue:/> :w00t:/> :satisfied:/> :devil:/>

Ouch! :tongue: lol

There once was a person named Stu

Who dissed my old corps and the Blue.

He has his opinions and articulates well,

But not nearly as well as Mike Boo.

:cool:

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Two drum corps walk into a bar.

... they see a horse and inquire of him.... " hey, why the long face ? "

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Ouch! :tongue:/> lol

There once was a person named Stu

Who dissed my old corps and the Blue.

He has his opinions and articulates well,

But not nearly as well as Mike Boo.

:cool:/>

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