The Tsar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 If someone didn't know that screen names were being used, and gave those names their original meaning, this could be one of the funniest lines ever. He's probably just ticked because that uppity Sauron went and left him and got more powerful. Er, I mean....outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Tim Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarer Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 He get's enough jacking off on Drumhard. Tim Jackson never gets enough jacking off. :sshh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof96 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) When Tim Jackson has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Tim Jackson isn't hung like a horse, the horse is hung like Tim Jackson. Edited August 11, 2006 by Boof96 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotbones3 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I'd probably have Tim Jackson's babies. Yeah. I would. No, seriously. By the way, Tim Jackson lost his virginity before his dad did. He also once decided to can and sell his own urine--we now know this as Red Bull. If you want a list of Tim Jackson's enemies, just check the extinct species list. And I heard Tim Jackson once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!" Aaaaand I'm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_S Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) If I changed my name to Tulkas, would John hate me? Sorry for throwing out Tolkein references in your Tim Jackson/Chuck Norris thread... Edited August 11, 2006 by Maedhros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Bauglir Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 If I changed my name to Tulkas, would John hate me? Sorry for throwing out Tolkein references in your Tim Jackson/Chuck Norris thread... I was actually thinking about that very name. :P He is definately my favorite of the Valar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarer Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 I'd probably have Tim Jackson's babies. Yeah. I would. No, seriously.By the way, Tim Jackson lost his virginity before his dad did. He also once decided to can and sell his own urine--we now know this as Red Bull. If you want a list of Tim Jackson's enemies, just check the extinct species list. And I heard Tim Jackson once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!" Aaaaand I'm done. Didn't even read the name before I read the post and I knew it was you haha. Excellent reporting Senior Tim Jackson Analyst. You watch his solo yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelittleman Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Does anyone have or know where I can find a video of the solo? I've heard so much about the solo but I haven't been able to find a video of it yet. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotbones3 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Didn't even read the name before I read the post and I knew it was you haha. Excellent reporting Senior Tim Jackson Analyst. You watch his solo yet?? Yeah, I watched it. I died afterwards because it was so awesome, but Tim Jackson popped out of my computer and resurrected me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotbones3 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Does anyone have or know where I can find a video of the solo? I've heard so much about the solo but I haven't been able to find a video of it yet.Thanks! It's on YouTube. Make sure you have some clean underwear handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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