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  1. hostrauser

    "THE LACES WERE IN!!!" --Billy Cundiff, ten years from now, as a woman, possibly.

    1. JimF-LowBari

      JimF-LowBari

      LOL, saw it with family members at a party. Funny as Hades listening to "bad snap"... "no wait, bad hold"... "no wait, he screwed up". Not Ravens fans but live 80 miles north of Ball-mer.

  2. hostrauser

    Under SOPA, you could get 5 years in prison for uploading a Michael Jackson song, or one year more than the doctor who killed him received.

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    2. hostrauser

      hostrauser

      While the concept of punishing copyright violations is sound, the SOPA and PIPA bills are SO extreme, SO broadly-worded, and SO over-reaching it would basically remove everyone's right to do anything online. Basically, under SOPA, small misdemeanor acts are turned into felonies, and the government can act against you WITHOUT due process.

    3. Scatfish

      Scatfish

      Will this just affect the US?

    4. hostrauser

      hostrauser

      Erm, yes, every country has their own laws.

  3. hostrauser

    I used to be a productive member of society like you, then I took a Skyrim to the brain.

    1. JonW

      JonW

      My drake egg has not yet hatched, I'm still Oblivi-ous.

    2. hostrauser

      hostrauser

      Heh. I've spent the past several years immersed in Oblivion. Skyrim's a whole new ballgame. Quite a few changes to the game-play. Love them both, though.

  4. hostrauser

    I guess it's good Kim Jong-il died when he did. Over the past six months, his approval rating had plummeted to only 115%!

  5. hostrauser

    True Fact: a person swimming in the Atlantic Ocean off Long Island is further WEST than a swimmer in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of northern Chile.

    1. MikeN

      MikeN

      I'm ashamed to admit that I went on Google Earth to see that.

  6. hostrauser

    I don't want to say I'm bad with money, but I was just the victim of identity theft and my credit score rose 50 points.

  7. hostrauser

    This little sliver of my commute took 23 minutes this morning. Still want to live in southern California? http://bit.ly/pDFVTx

  8. hostrauser

    So, how was it determined that cats have such bad grammar?

    1. bawker

      bawker

      What, you don't speak fluent "Kitty Pidgin"?

  9. hostrauser

    Bold Prediction: SCV will finish ahead of BD at DCI Finals this year.

  10. hostrauser

    Been watching DCI Stanford videos on YouTube and I just have to say it: this is the most visually boring Blue Devils' show in 20 years.

    1. hostrauser

      hostrauser

      I mean, they can play like WHOA and this should be an APD star of the summer... but that drill sucks. It just straight sucks. Modest tempi, tons of follow-the-leader and block movement, absolutely nothing attempted by the brass while playing. Just... wow.

  11. hostrauser

    People always talk about going back in time and killing Hitler; I'd pretend to be a rich, Jewish businessman and buy a whole bunch of his artwork.

  12. hostrauser

    Sometimes the universe has a fantastic sense of humor. Laffo at this jerk. http://t.co/ISHlaIk

    1. The Other Mike

      The Other Mike

      wow, just wow

  13. hostrauser

    Does it bother anyone else that Lincoln's bowtie is crooked on the $5 bill?

    1. hostrauser

      hostrauser

      No? Just me? Well, I am a mental patient...

    2. Dan Balash

      Dan Balash

      Just you. I find it humorous.

  14. hostrauser

    Honesty is not always the best policy, but it's definitely the most fun to watch from a safe distance.

    1. ihatechewis08

      ihatechewis08

      agreed

  15. hostrauser

    On Sunday, May 22nd, I think I will dress up like Jesus and carry a sign that says, "LOLZ, J/K!"

    1. JimF-LowBari

      JimF-LowBari

      Went to Saturday night (Lutheran) church which starts at 5:30. Part way thru the sermon minister stopped and said "In case anyone is wondering it's 5 minutes to 6" and then continued. :-)

  16. hostrauser

    Listening to Shostakovich's "Odna". Score calls for full orchestra, 8-pc brass band, barrel-organ, theremin, and Tuvan throat-singing (!!).

  17. hostrauser

    But it's Friday the 13th! Surely that gives me just cause to walk around in a hockey mask carrying a machete all day. These H/R people are so unreasonable.

  18. hostrauser

    Such a gorgeous sound.

    1. hornandsoccer

      hornandsoccer

      YES

    2. Tyler C.

      Tyler C.

      Played that mallet part :P. Obviously a different arrangement and about 7 fewer horns.

  19. hostrauser

    Okay, probably not, but how awesome would it be if Charlie Sheen was pulling an Andy Kaufman-style performance tour?

  20. hostrauser

    I think the Padres will be about .500 this year (better than most have them), but using Tim Stauffer as your opening day starter isn't quieting the laughter, guys.

  21. hostrauser

    This Temple/SDSU game is going to give me a stroke before it's over.

  22. hostrauser

    If you aren't reading Wondermark (wondermark.com) your humor gland needs a tune-up.

  23. hostrauser

    2011. I've got a cell phone I could launch ICBM's with, but it's not smart enough to NOT send a blank text.

  24. hostrauser

    Canadians will soon be able to watching roasting chicken on their TV, 24-hours a day. God I love Canada. http://bit.ly/eGmcxw

  25. hostrauser

    Forecasted hi/lo for San Diego on Saturday: 47/28. Slight chance San Diego city limits will see their first measurable snowfall since 1967.

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