HornTeacher

Well played, Sir. Well played. (But a word of warning...don't trip over BRASSO's tarp...)

But their anger would be dissipated somewhat once they learned that their sacred home team would receive 1.40625 runs...according to Kevin's dictates and my calculator (and that only the 8100 sq. ft. of the infield were covered).

Well...if 576 sq. ft. equals .1, then 1152 sq. ft. would equal .2. Therefore, if their tarp was only 1150 sq. ft., then their tarp score would not be .2, but .199652777.... .Aren't you glad you asked?

Thank you ever so much, 2much. You just made my entire week, Sir.

Thank you, Mr. Berra. :>)

Obviously, it will be the first Corps that reaches 100.

I'll be over around 5-ish. Anything I can bring???

And when Momma ain't happy.....

They couldn't go with "Little Pebbles" without legally also mentioning Bam-Bam. And that would take up way too much space on road signs.

Good ol' tension and release. And the greater amount of tension you can build...the more satisfying and, hopefully, powerful and fulfilling the release becomes.

Kudos on the thread title.

You're not alone on this one. I would also add the 1983 Suncoast "Greatest Love" soloist with the guard member signing.

I hope they removed their sleep apnea devices first.

Wait until we start dividing by Pi.

0.0005 is the new .5.

"Making Autobiographies Great Again."

Hence, my snicker. I thought Garfield was punning regarding the BAC background. Nothing more.

Not in the least. Trust me. But that being said...for 50 bucks, I'll tell you who fired the shots from the grassy knoll.

Snicker...

Calling Michael Buffer...calling Michael Buffer....

Very few stages that can fit the Alps.

I wish I had said that. Great line.

I hope somebody slapped you....but good.

Inclusion on the "past" list... Bob Barker.

At the risk of descending deeper than purgatory...can it get much worse?