PrfctTimeOfDay Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 (edited) Sebastienne and his senior performance ensemble "Convalescence Winterguard" are preparing for WGI! Enjoy the below video for recap of their past festivities in Dayton! Look for Sebastienne and his group to be handing out 'swag' during the WGI weekend! Edited March 19, 2011 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 (edited) mothers hide your children! direct from his short run in "spiderman","turn off the lights" sebastienne [along with collaborator julie trymouhr]is in closed door super secret rehearsals for his annual friday night assault on the marriot lobby and bar. this comes to us according to our brave sources behind the lines and deep within the bowells of the st. jacque compound. Edited March 29, 2011 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey joe joe jr Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 mothers hide your children! direct from his short run in "spiderman","turn off the lights" sebastienne [along with collaborator julie trymouhr]is in closed door super secret rehearsals for his annual friday night assault on the marriot lobby and bar. this comes to us according to our brave sources behind the lines and deep within the bowells of the st. jacque compound. I wish WGI would take their camera crew to the lobby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle50 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 mothers hide your children! direct from his short run in "spiderman","turn off the lights" sebastienne [along with collaborator julie trymouhr]is in closed door super secret rehearsals for his annual friday night assault on the marriot lobby and bar. this comes to us according to our brave sources behind the lines and deep within the bowells of the st. jacque compound. How could he have anything but a short run in that hot mess?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandoldflag Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I'm fairly new to this website, can someone please explain or give me the back story of mr(ms?) st.jacque? who is (s)he? where did (s)he come from? has he actually performed or directed anywhere? please help cut through the haze of mystery surrounding the great sebastienne thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) is sebastienne real?some say yes! some say sebastienne st. jacque was created as a cautionary tale. a character who is a combination of the worst designers and choreographers you have ever met,with a super sized ego as big as texas.he is ruthless,pretentious,cut throat and a thief. he takes the activity extremely seriously,is humorless at every turn and has no idea that others despise him. we all know a sebastienne and have lived to tell about it! deep down inside sebastienne .......there is an even worse more dispicable person with absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever. if you dare,read through all 22 pages of this ongoing saga that is......sebastienne st. jacque Edited April 1, 2011 by dugg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) is sebastienne real?some say yes! some say sebastienne st. jacque was created as a cautionary tale. a character who is a combination of the worst designers and choreographers you have ever met,with a super sized ego as big as texas.he is ruthless,pretentious,cut throat and a thief. he takes the activity extremely seriously,is humorless at every turn and has no idea that others despise him. we all know a sebastienne and have lived to tell about it! deep down inside sebastienne .......there is an even worse more dispicable person with absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever. if you dare,read through all 22 pages of this ongoing saga that is......sebastienne st. jacque Just to Add: The ensemble that he teaches is referred to by multiple names: Convalescence Winterguard, Convalescence Performance Ensemble or The St. Jacque Dancers. They have a long history of being disqualified by numerous curcuits and being banned by WGI for incorporating themes into their shows that are inappropriate. They also have a history of changing their show completely by redesigning it in the parking lot in between prelims and finals (barring they are not disqualified) The group is complied of misfits and outcasts that sebastienne routinely intimidates, threatens and abuses throughout the season. Many high profile designers, directors and adjudicators within our activity are former St. Jacque Dancers (though many won't publicly admit it). You can find out more here: http://www.wix.com/convalescenceguard/convalescence Enjoy! Edited April 1, 2011 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 sebastienne has been spotted! Convalescence's van was also seen broken down on the side of I75. (members were seen pushing it from the left lane into heavy traffic) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey joe joe jr Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Joey Joe Joe Jr. stopped at Denver International Airport - accused of being a member of Convalescence Winterguard...... denied boarding. Apparently WGI has put numerous preventative steps in place in ensure Convalescence doesn't make it. I would check the break lines on the van Sebastienne! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEVisual Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Anticipating these moves from WGI, Sebastienne was successful in coordinating the safe arrival of the Convalesence sabre line in Dayton. Fleeing on foot first to Mexico, they then travelled to Pakistan where they donned burqas and assumed roles as political prisoners. Shouting "ASYLUM! ASYLUM!", they were sent to the US Embassy who immediately arranged for their safe transport to New York's JFK Airport. Once there, they were able to blend in with members of Alter Ego as they prepared to leave for WGI. At the last minute, they packed themselves in boxes and shipped themselves as cargo on the next Comair flight to Dayton. No word on whether the rifle line has arrived as Sebastienne was in heavy negotiations with Somalia pirates to secure their passage to the UD Arena on a hijacked Royal Carribean liner that was scheduled to cruise up the Great Miami River and drop them off near the Marriott. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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