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Before every show they warm up with space chords... which can actually be heard in space

Every fall they turn the championship trophy 90 degrees on it's shelf in their hall, just so it can still be considered to be "revolving"

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They turned me down to write their program books and assorted liner notes because their program books and assorted liner notes write themselves.

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Their snareline never breaks sticks, because they play with crowbars.

The guard doesn't spin rifles, they spin other guard members who hold the rifles.

They once got a perfect 40 in GE...for their pre-show.

Their name cannot be said by anyone but Brandt Crocker, except he is in too much awe to utter a single syllable.

When they face backfield, they're even louder.

Chuck Norris was cut from their pit because he wasn't BA enough.

They never go over time, because their performances make time stand still.

They don't normally tick, but when they do, they still get a 100.

They are the Most Interesting Corps...On the Field.

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+1 drew!

They took a 2 point penalty once...just to see what it was like.

Their "over-age" members are still under 21.

They mark-time, while standing still.

They took a 2 point penalty...and still scored 100.

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When they started their performance in Lucas Oil Stadium, the roof was closed. By the end of their first note, it was open.

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They took a 2 point penalty...and still scored 100.

They took a 100 point penalty... and still scored 105.

The director is You-Know-Who (Harry Potter reference to Lord Voldemort)

The members don't actually play most, if not, all of the time. They just think about playing their instrument, and the instrument plays itself.

I would say they made a deal with the devil to always win, but they are the devil... which explains why their corps song is "The Devil went Down to George (Hopkins)"

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They have won contests that they have never even entered.

They never do parades: They simply stand still, and the crowd marches past them.

Their Drum Major intimidates every other one....Even the Troopers.

Their back field conductor turned down the New York Philharmonic Orchestra to lead them.

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