Jump to content

The Most Interesting Corps in the World...


Recommended Posts

They don't always march, but when they do, they march DCI.

Stay playing my friends.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 243
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

They shared a housing site with Crown and no one got swine flu.

:whistle:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I laughed hard at this one, Mike. Looking forward to reading this year's liner notes, by the way.

Thanks. I hope you're not so overwhelmed by them that you forget to listen to the DVDs. :whistle:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I've marched with a marching vibraphone. It's #### heavy. Marching marimba, too, for that matter.

Oh, I know what you're talking about. I marched a marimba in 1977. The lack of straps due to the T-harness meant no weight was distributed across my back. Everything just pushed down on my spine.

Besides, this corps, IF they marched their mallet keyboards instead of putting them in the pit, would only use self-levitating mallet keyboard instruments.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The only judge to ever put them in second place is now in the federal witness protection program. In Antarctica.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

They can play in G... in Bb.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Chuck Norris drives all twelve of their tour buses. At once.

They played Malguena West Side Appalachian Christmas Music once. It pleased everyone.

Their drill requires a 200 yard football field.

Your closer is their basics.

Women find themselves immaculately impregnated after their ballad.

On tour, they bathe in chocolate. Daily.

Edited by troon8
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Their color guard is so hot they make BAC's look average....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



×
×
  • Create New...