Granny Smith Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I've been sitting here watching 24 and while responding to another topic I wondered: What if Jack Bauer were a corps director? What would he name his corps? What kind of show would he put on the field? What would camp be like? Would he be old school or new school? What motivational techniques would he use? etc. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozarkbugler Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Not totally on topic but I recorded the final episode and there is a fantastic soundtrack about 1/2 way through. Would be great for drum corps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrinkinOuttaCups Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 He would play every single instrument and march all 150 spots. By himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corps-mudgeon Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I've been sitting here watching 24 and while responding to another topic I wondered:What if Jack Bauer were a corps director? What would he name his corps? What kind of show would he put on the field? What would camp be like? Would he be old school or new school? What motivational techniques would he use? etc. Thoughts? I'm not sure of the answer to any of the other questions, but I suspect that motivational techniques might include removal of small body parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwdad Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I've been sitting here watching 24 and while responding to another topic I wondered:What if Jack Bauer were a corps director? What would he name his corps? What kind of show would he put on the field? What would camp be like? Would he be old school or new school? What motivational techniques would he use? etc. Thoughts? This is a fun question. I think that he would do anything that it takes to win. Including props, weird music, brutally honest camps etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Mike Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I'm not sure of the answer to any of the other questions, but I suspect that motivational techniques might include removal of small body parts. and to cojoin yet another thread into this, would those small body parts be those warts on the face of a beautiful woman ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 What if Jack Bauer were a corps director? What would he name his corps?It would not have a name. Anyone who learned the working name would have to be terminated ad haste. What kind of show would he put on the field?A macho show that would make "Mad World" look like a remake of "Heidi." What would camp be like?If you survived, you could stay in the corps. Would he be old school or new school?Neither. He'd be Bauer School. Attendance is mandatory and names will be taken. What motivational techniques would he use?Do what he says and you get to live to "enjoy" another rehearsal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmathis Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I've been sitting here watching 24 and while responding to another topic I wondered:What if Jack Bauer were a corps director? What would he name his corps? What kind of show would he put on the field? What would camp be like? Would he be old school or new school? What motivational techniques would he use? etc. Thoughts? Best. Thread. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwdad Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (Granny Smith @ Aug 19 2010, 08:26 PM) * What if Jack Bauer were a corps director? * What would he name his corps? It would not have a name. Anyone who learned the working name would have to be terminated ad haste. * What kind of show would he put on the field? A macho show that would make "Mad World" look like a remake of "Heidi." * What would camp be like? If you survived, you could stay in the corps. * Would he be old school or new school? Neither. He'd be Bauer School. Attendance is mandatory and names will be taken. * What motivational techniques would he use? Do what he says and you get to live to "enjoy" another rehearsal. First big laugh of the night. Thanks to Granny and Michael! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Smith Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 If a member misses his mark, you can forget about pushups. Jack would probably shove a bic pen into their neck (how's that for creative instruction?). The first show of the year their score might be a 68.75. Every show thereafter would be a 100 and many of the judges would mysteriously have a limp. Hash marks would NEVER be a problem DCI would no longer need a BOD G-7? Ha. J-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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