Buick Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 The show would be perfect within the first 24 hours of move-ins.....or else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmathis Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) If a member misses his mark, you can forget about pushups. Jack would probably shove a bic pen into their neck (how's that for creative instruction?).The first show of the year their score might be a 68.75. Every show thereafter would be a 100 and many of the judges would mysteriously have a limp. Hash marks would NEVER be a problem DCI would no longer need a BOD G-7? Ha. J-1 Ha!!! Nice, Granny! Edited August 20, 2010 by cmathis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayfallon Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 The tour would only be one day long... But it would seem like forever... None of the support staff would live until midnight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corps-mudgeon Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 The tour would only be one day long...But it would seem like forever... None of the support staff would live until midnight... LOL! Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommytimp Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Wouldn't work. if you're a corps director, you get up EVERY MORNING. No matter what happened the day before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCIHasBeen Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 All I know is that, if Jack Bauer had a corps, that whole "This is my rifle" schtick would have taken on a whole 'notha dimension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersop Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Never been a fan of 24 ........ so my guess is, I wouldn't like his corps very much either. He probably would have what Star did in going pro anyway .......... . call the show "Suta Splooie Blast!" The spooky movie promotions guy voice, " ... If you only had one day to live, what would you do with your last 24 hours? Jack Bauer is going to Suta Splooie Blast! all in your face .... don't bring your girlfriend .. he'll steal her ... don't bring anyone you care about because they'll rip your face off ..... literally!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikekhs Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 "The following takes place between the thirty and thirty five yard line." "Chloe! We need Gatorade! Now!" MIKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyleF7 Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Even if a member required medical attention at the beginning of the show, you would still expect them to throw a perfect "TEN" at the end of the show with their CONTRA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barifonium Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 He would play every single instrument and march all 150 spots.By himself. I think Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris... "The following takes place between the thirty and thirty five yard line.""Chloe! We need Gatorade! Now!" MIKE so full of win.. DCI would be constantly granting Jack immunity and keeping from trying to force him to resign as a corps director for breaking rules (and judges' legs) but no one would know whether it was because of a threat by Jack Bauer to do something that would end George Hopkins' career, or the threat to DCI because of an outright fan revolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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