Mr. D. from da 313 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 If da wuss was to come up with my boys in da "D". He be lucky to live a day up here!!! Wuss dont live long here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddyt Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Not sure I'd go out for a corps run by Jack Bauer. His loved ones, friends, and co-workers never seem to fare that well from a "staying alive" standpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikekhs Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Critique could get interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photographer Jim Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 (edited) Next week on 24: "Jack, I think you had better take a look at these. I just got the satellite surveillance photos from the terrorist corps' camp. It appears they have a new contra player. Jack, ........................ its Tony Almeida". (quick cut) "You've changed, Tony. You used to care about what happened to the fans. What changed you, Tony?" "Its was the acoustics, Jack, the acoustics. That, and the incessant thunderous goo!" (quick cut) "We were friends for a long time, Tony. You know me well enough to know the kind of things I'm capable of doing when I have to. So. I'm going to ask you for the final time. WHERE DID THEY HIDE THE SYNTH PLAYER?" (quick cut) "Chloe, I'm about five minutes out from the stadium. When will they have the perimeter sealed off?" "Five minutes, maybe more. The tactical team has intercepted the souvie trailer before they could clear the parking lot. But Jack, there's a problem. .................. Its the stadium roof, Jack ....................... its still closed!" Edited August 23, 2010 by Photographer Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddyt Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Next week on 24:"Jack, I think you had better take a look at these. I just got the satellite surveillance photos from the terrorist corps' camp. It appears they have a new contra player. Jack, ........................ its Tony Almeida". (quick cut) "You've changed, Tony. You used to care about what happened to the fans. What changed you, Tony?" "Its was the acoustics, Jack, the acoustics. That, and the incessant thunderous goo!" (quick cut) "We were friends for a long time, Tony. You know me well enough to know the kind of things I'm capable of doing when I have to. So. I'm going to ask you for the final time. WHERE DID THEY HIDE THE SYNTH PLAYER?" (quick cut) "Chloe, I'm about five minutes out from the stadium. When will they have the perimeter sealed off?" "Five minutes, maybe more. The tactical team was intercepted the souvie trailer before they could clear the parking lot. But Jack, there's a problem. .................. Its the stadium roof, Jack ....................... its still closed!" Not enough "win" on the internet for this post.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Next week on 24:"Jack, I think you had better take a look at these. I just got the satellite surveillance photos from the terrorist corps' camp. It appears they have a new contra player. Jack, ........................ its Tony Almeida". (quick cut) "You've changed, Tony. You used to care about what happened to the fans. What changed you, Tony?" "Its was the acoustics, Jack, the acoustics. That, and the incessant thunderous goo!" (quick cut) "We were friends for a long time, Tony. You know me well enough to know the kind of things I'm capable of doing when I have to. So. I'm going to ask you for the final time. WHERE DID THEY HIDE THE SYNTH PLAYER?" (quick cut) "Chloe, I'm about five minutes out from the stadium. When will they have the perimeter sealed off?" "Five minutes, maybe more. The tactical team has intercepted the souvie trailer before they could clear the parking lot. But Jack, there's a problem. .................. Its the stadium roof, Jack ....................... its still closed!" OMG! Close thread now. It can't possibly get any better than this, and I was going to try! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photographer Jim Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 OMG! Close thread now. It can't possibly get any better than this, and I was going to try! Thank you. Thank you. Tell your friends, we'll be here all this week. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkhummel Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Thank you. Thank you. Tell your friends, we'll be here all this week. Thank you. Jack's Corps, unnamed of course for matters of national security, wouldn't need instruments; they ARE the instruments. And it wouldn't matter where or how they practiced anyway, because Chuck Norris' corps would beat them. hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMC85 Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 I've been sitting here watching 24 and while responding to another topic I wondered:What if Jack Bauer were a corps director? What would he name his corps? What kind of show would he put on the field? What would camp be like? Would he be old school or new school? What motivational techniques would he use? etc. Thoughts? Fun thread - I'll play. Name - The Red Angels Show - A modern day Spartacus with lots of electronics, gadgets, torture tables, electric chairs, two-way mirrors, wacky obscure music (with a stellar hornline), fans will hate it, Camp - Brutal, in Death Valley, 24 hour rehearsals until finals Definitely new school, but the ending will include a z-pull to guarantee a talking point and discussion about a hidden meaning to their show. Motivational techniques will include water-boarding, electricution, starvation, dangling from 100 storey buildings for anyone who is late, misses their spots, early entries or late releases, rifle/flag drops. Sounds cool - where do I sign up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vbc33 Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 I would march if Jack had a corps, regardless of the fact I'm almost 25. My favorite Jack strategy is when someone says no or refuses to do what he wants, he just shouts the demand with his nose practically touching their's, and then they cave and give in. I would love to see this translate to critique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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