Top ten signs the DCI Thanksgiving Feast is in trouble:

[wyattmmullins]

BD and Cadets leave early to sleep. They are going Black Friday shopping at midnight. Wal-mart has props at 40% off!

[TimbreDeBrass]

Colts, Troopers, Academy and Glassmen have a huge fight at the end of dinner over who gets the last piece of pumpkin pie.

Ooo that's clever hehehehehe

[TimbreDeBrass]

1. BD - Keeps staring through the wine glasses at the table, but is unsuccessful and complains that wine is too dark and it shouldn't be made that way

2. SCV - Loud and sparatic rants lead to an interesting conversation at the table

3. Scouts - Come up with a fantastic and delicious dish, but it remains nameless, it was still entertaining to make though

4. Cavs - complain that "This is, their turkey!" and that everyone should eat something else

5. Blue Stars - Hide the turkey and disappear, upsetting the other corps

[SchooledByMusic]

For the second year in a row, the dishes brought by 7th-12th were far more delicious than those of 1st-6th.

[Galen]

Regiment says grace.

BK amazes everybody by rolling around on the floor while taking their plates back to the table without spilling anything.

Troopers hold up the dinner line, then refuse to leave at the end of the party until everybody else has gone home.

A bunch of dogs burst into the house, grab the turkey and tear out of the place. Everybody shrugs, then heads over to the Mandarins' house for leftovers.

Teal Sound shows up with all the newest high-tech cooking gadgets.

Crossmen's mascot is accidentally mistaken for the wishbone and torn in half.

[DrillmanSop06]

Regiment says grace.

BK amazes everybody by rolling around on the floor while taking their plates back to the table without spilling anything.

Troopers hold up the dinner line, then refuse to leave at the end of the party until everybody else has gone home.

A bunch of dogs burst into the house, grab the turkey and tear out of the place. Everybody shrugs, then heads over to the Mandarins' house for leftovers.

Teal Sound shows up with all the newest high-tech cooking gadgets.

Crossmen's mascot is accidentally mistaken for the wishbone and torn in half.

[Catan]

Regiment says grace.

BK amazes everybody by rolling around on the floor while taking their plates back to the table without spilling anything.

Troopers hold up the dinner line, then refuse to leave at the end of the party until everybody else has gone home.

A bunch of dogs burst into the house, grab the turkey and tear out of the place. Everybody shrugs, then heads over to the Mandarins' house for leftovers.

Teal Sound shows up with all the newest high-tech cooking gadgets.

Crossmen's mascot is accidentally mistaken for the wishbone and torn in half.

if this is referencing what I think its referencing then this is hilarious!

[DreaminMello]

Regiment says grace.

And Garfield says "Amen"

[Galen]

Going to make an edit to one of mine.

Regiment wants to say grace, but Pioneer insists on saying their corps prayer instead. A compromise is struck to have Glassmen give the blessing, but nobody can understand what their message is supposed to be about.

[Galen]

And Garfield says "Amen"