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Top ten signs the DCI Thanksgiving Feast is in trouble:

10. Sarah Jones is shocked to see ex-boyfriends #6-8 at the far end of the table.

9. Bones insists on holding his arms out until dessert.

8. Brandt Crocker announces a score for every item on his plate.

7. Blue Devil’s director David Gibbs loses a championship ring in the turkey stuffing.

6. Little Jeffrey sits at the grown up table for the first time.

5. Whenever somebody picks up a knife to carve the turkey, the entire table yells “I AM SPARTACUS!!!”

4. Blue Devil’s design staff uses 24 mirrors to “double” the size of the meal, but only half of the guests get to eat.

3. Dan Acheson gets drunk and accidentally reveals the pre-season slotting order for next year.

2. Menu includes ham, turkey, and the VK shark.

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And the number 1 sign? Have fun!

And give a little Holiday love to the OP if you see fit.

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1. Behaving like spoiled children, Blue Devils and Cadets constantly climb up and down on the table and chairs throughout the meal.

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SCV just sits their with their arms folded refusing to eat and can't help from consistently rolling their eyes at everyone in the top 5. Roman refuses to let Pioneer eat the rum desert.

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Colts, Troopers, Academy and Glassmen have a huge fight at the end of dinner over who gets the last piece of pumpkin pie.

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1. Al Chez, thinking he is David Letterman, tries reading the list and is shocked by the number 1 on the list

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Everyone raises their glasses waiting for Santa Clara to give a toast but they don't get around to it until almost the very end of the festivities.

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