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What is a pirate's least favorite part of a drum corps?

wait for it

the Color Gu-AARRR-d.

No, its aaaarrrmplification

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What was a pirate's favorite show from 2010?

BARRRRRRtok.

2009?

Ballet for MARRRtha.

So you are saying that pirates are fans of the Santa Clara VangARRRRd?

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Q. Why are soprano/trumpet players pirates?

A. Because they're murder on high C's.

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Q. What is a pirate's favorite fast food?

A. AAArrrby's

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Anyone of Facebook, there is a pirate language setting.

Quite funny at first but ultimately annoying.

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Garfield.........You don't have a GAARRRLFRIEND, do you?

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Q: What sucks about 1997 Madison?

A: Nothing. :thumbup:

No offense to the Troopers, but infinity chord my ###.....

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Garfield.........You don't have a GAARRRLFRIEND, do you?

Ayee, not just one, me matey, I haves at least two in each port, don't ya' know.

Shift yer eyes in this direction (scroll down 3/4) to see what aye see through my looking glass.

(And then I woke up when my wife poked me and said I was talking like a pirate. AARRRGGGHHH!, I should string her up by the yard arn.)

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