FaustianMachine Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Reasons why the 2011 DCI dinner goes not as planned: Blue Devils keep moving the house, causing everyone to be confused as where to go. The Cavaliers, still in an XtraordinarY mood, flip the table upside down, causing the food to spill everywhere. Boston revolts and refuses to show up. Copyrights prevent there from being Idaho potatoes, causing there to be an empty dish with the smell of potatoes and the visual blacked out. Feel free to add more and keep the topic rolling! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) •A holy war breaks out when The Cadets bring both angel food and devil's food cake to the dinner. •Blue Devils forgot to add a kitchen in the house plans. •Cavaliers' drum major attempted to jump over the table at the end of dessert and stepped squarely in the pumpkin pie. •Herbert is unable to break open the can of Pillsbury biscuits. •Regiment's horn line keeps pushing apart the potatoes from the gravy. •The saying of grace takes a bad turn when Brandt Crocker states, "Imagine you're in gastric distress, and you want to fart." •Bluecoats are in charge of setting the table and put each guest's fork, spoon, knife and salad fork in a different corner. •Jay-Z doesn't allow anyone to take video of the table decorations. •All the desserts Blue Stars' brought start out looking bad, but look better as the L-tryptophan from the turkey kicks in. •The guests from Spirit of Atlanta draw a chalk outline around the corpse of the turkey. •The vampire queen from Glassmen keeps trying to bite the turkey on everyone else's plate. •Members from Troopers' horn line insist on singing a musical grace and draw out the "Amen" so long, everyone's food gets cold. •The Academy keeps REpeating their request for more yams. •Colts bring carving knives that won't slice the ham due to having jagged edges. •Crossmen keep talking about the legendary Thanksgiving dinners of the past. •Pacific Crest keeps pushing other guests away from the table, pulls the turkey's drumsticks apart, twists the cap on the mayonnaise so tight that no one else can open it and then turns over the table. •The host of the dinner can't figure out what section with which they should seat Teal Sound's violinist, rock guitarist and electronic woodwind player. •Everyone complains about having their wallets pickpocketed after Mandarins send over forty thieves. •Tensions rise when the host refuses to open the mysterious orange box that Cascades claim is full of really neat cookies. •Panic sets in when the jungle flowers Jersey Surf brought for table decorations turn on the guests and start devouring them. •Pioneer brings a cured ham that is dyed green. •Blue Devils B, Oregon Crusaders and Vanguard Cadets qualify to be seated at the main table, but aren't allowed in the group photo afterwards. Edited November 18, 2011 by Michael Boo 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElSuarez Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Once again the overly-dramatic Illinois side of the family is constantly arguing, all sharp utensils have to be hidden, and much of the day is spent calling the suicide prevention hotline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubaJon Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) Herbert is unable to break open the can of Pillsbury biscuits. But to no ones surprise, was still able to manage to toss a perfect 8 only to have 10 of the warmest, crispiest, yet fluffiest biscuits you will ever know. Edited November 18, 2011 by TubaJon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) Somehow created a double post during editing. Edited November 18, 2011 by Michael Boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Rott Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 •The saying of grace takes a bad turn when Brandt Crocker states, "Imagine you're in gastric distress, and you want to fart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFZFAN Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 The world will end because DCI edited Crown's pre-show off the DVDs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozarkbugler Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 The day after Thanksgiving we anxiously await the Macy's Parade. When the corps come by we wonder how they would have sounded with synths. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibexpercussion Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 The Blue Knights never show as they are still in the mood and character of their 2011 English show, and refuse to eat with the religious separatists! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris ncsu Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Nobody can figure out how to feed the Cavies guard, until someone finally suggests they get the ladders from the 2005 show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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