Fran Haring Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I know the feeling Fran. I bet on a horse and in the 1st race it went out 25 to 1. The only problem is that all the other horses left at 12:30. :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Haring Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Sooo... Hopkins, Gibbs, and Acheson walk into a bar. And the... (You get to complete...) priest, minister and rabbi who were already there get up and walk out. But they leave their bar bill unpaid. George and Dave then plot to come up with a scheme to get Dan to pay it. OK... that isn't even remotely funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
normy diploome Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Didn't you know I employ a bevy of writers in a third-world country whose job it is to look at potential postings and formulate "my" replies? They're paid according to how witty the comments are that they come up with, and I pay them minimum wage according to their country's standards, which is $2/day. If they don't produce, I release them to their agent, who then sends them to the clinic where their internal organs are harvested for the black market organ transplant programs. It's quite an incentive to encourage production of witty retorts. I've only had to axe someone once. Once word got out, productivity skyrocketed. So this explains those annual sojourns to the Great Wall of China!:shutup:/> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRASSO Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Sooo... Hopkins, Gibbs, and Acheson walk into a bar. And the... (You get to complete...) ... bartender takes their order. Acheson orders a Grand Marnier. Hopkins and Gibbs order a Grand Design. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 So this explains those annual sojourns to the Great Wall of China!:shutup:/>/> Once a year, I'm required to go over there and select which under-producing employees are to have their organs harvested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRASSO Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Once a year, I'm required to go over there and select which under-producing employees are to have their organs harvested. :ph34r:/> You don't do the actual harvesting of them over there though do you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 You don't do the actual harvesting of them over there though do you ? No. I'm not without class and dignity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRASSO Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 No. I'm not without class and dignity. 'Right you are, as you have to draw the line sometimes too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 'Right you are, as you have to draw the line sometimes too. I have minions to draw lines for me as well so I don't have to bend over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxingfred Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 What is 13 + 13? Two Seven That would be an eighties joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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