Fred Steiner Jr. Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 (edited) Keith's reply reminds me of those that limerick song and all the limericks tooThere once was a man from old Mass who had two balls made of glass, he clicked together in all kinds of weather and shot lightening bolts out his ###. There once was a man from ragoon who farted with a force of a typhoon BUT what was our refrain...????? Dear Lord, I can't remember sing me a verse Two I heard in the Hurc's (Could use it for a second verse)#1 any way: #1 There once was a man from Madras, who's balls they were made out of brass, When jangled together, they played "Stormy Weather", And Lightning shot out of his A##!!! And # 2: Cats A## , rats A##, Dirty old TW#T........ 69 ###### bags tied in a knot, Co%k-sucker, Mother F%*(er, dick-lick too)... I'm a F%#@$ng Hurr-icane..who the F$%K are You??? Edited February 14, 2006 by Fred Steiner Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaminbenb Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 What's funny is it sounds like we all sang the same stuff in one shape or another! Seeing that there are a bunch of Hurcs coming in and out, (and I'm sure you saw the tune Westshore used to sing) did you guys have any Westshore songs? I would be curious about that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Steiner Jr. Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) What's funny is it sounds like we all sang the same stuff in one shape or another!Seeing that there are a bunch of Hurcs coming in and out, (and I'm sure you saw the tune Westshore used to sing) did you guys have any Westshore songs? I would be curious about that one! Naw, actually I never heard ANY song sung by the Hurcs that bad-mouthed anyone else......... THE WORST I ever heard there was PART of your song...falder eeeeh..falder ahhhhhh .....falder rah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! That's it. Gonna post some more maybe tomorrow! PS That song was by a Bari Player and NOT sung on the bus!!!! Edited February 15, 2006 by Fred Steiner Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Steiner Jr. Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 OK, Here's another!!! Sung to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" and now she lies in a wooden box yo-ho, yo-ho, and now she lies in a wooden box yo-ho, yo-ho, and now she lies in a wooden box..from suckin' too many Hurricane C$%Ks, Get in, get out, quit F$%kin about, yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho!!!!!!!!!!! (Refrain Line) That is the last verse...can't remember the others....Hurcs????????????? PS Maybe tomorrow we get "Barnacle PHIL the sailor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaminbenb Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Here are some annonymous submissions, some I remember too!!! (Thanks to the submitter, for playing the home game!) Aye, Aye, aye, aye.... your sister does squat thrusts on fire hydrants.... and the many other versions... (no corps bashing) My eyes are dim, I can not see (ee - it) I should (SHOULD) have (HAVE) brought more dr$#s, shoulda brought more f###in dr$%s with me. (single verse about fellow corps member, solo then unison) Oh it's ___, ____, _____, (witty saying of choice) in the corps, in the corps (all together) oh it's ___, ____, _____, (witty saying of choice)(all together) in the (your corps) drum and bugle corps (repeat) We're outta here, We're outta here....oh, f***in A, we're outta here. We're lost again, we're lost again....oh, f***in A, we're lost again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaminbenb Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 There were a lot more verses to that one..but I guess I killed to many brain cells to remember most...they'll come back eventually! hahaha!! I think it started: I put my hand upon her toe yo-ho yo-ho I put my hand upon her toe yo-ho yo-ho I put my hand upon her toe she said hey Yankee your way to low Get in, get out, quit F$%kin about, yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho!!!!!!!!!!! (Refrain Line) Etc. up to the goodies... OK, Here's another!!! Sung to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"and now she lies in a wooden box yo-ho, yo-ho, and now she lies in a wooden box yo-ho, yo-ho, and now she lies in a wooden box..from suckin' too many Hurricane C$%Ks, Get in, get out, quit F$%kin about, yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho!!!!!!!!!!! (Refrain Line) That is the last verse...can't remember the others....Hurcs????????????? PS Maybe tomorrow we get "Barnacle PHIL the sailor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle50 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 That is the last verse...can't remember the others....Hurcs????????????? yes i know the other verses ~ and i won't go there :sshh: PS Maybe tomorrow we get "Barnacle PHIL the sailor" oh no ~ no please don't!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Steiner Jr. Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 (edited) OK, It's starting to hit the memory banks again.... I remembered some more, so here are now 4 of the verses!!! Sung to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" I put my hand upon her toe yo-ho yo-ho I put my hand upon her toe yo-ho yo-ho I put my hand upon her toe she said "hey Hurc your way to low" Get in, get out, quit F$%kin about, yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho!!!!!!!!!!! (Refrain Line) I put my hand upon her leg yo-ho yo-ho I put my hand upon her leg yo-ho yo-ho I put my hand upon her leg, she said "hey Hurc don't make me beg", Get in, get out, quit F$%kin about, yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho!!!!!!!!!!! (Refrain Line) I put my hand upon her T%T, yo-ho, yo-ho, I put my hand upon her T%T, yo-ho, yo-ho, I put my hand upon her T%T, she said, "Now Hurc Quit Squeezin it!" Get in, get out, quit F$%kin about, yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho!!!!!!!!!!! (Refrain Line) and now she lies in a wooden box yo-ho, yo-ho, and now she lies in a wooden box yo-ho, yo-ho, and now she lies in a wooden box..from suckin' too many Hurricane C$%Ks, Get in, get out, quit F$%kin about, yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho!!!!!!!!!!! (Refrain Line) I KNOW there's more Nanc....(Author).... Pete??????? C'mon Liz????....Hurcs????????????? PS Maybe later we'll get to "Barnacle PHIL the sailor" Edited May 6, 2006 by Fred Steiner Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Steiner Jr. Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Donnie,I can't find mine... it may have been lost in the move out of my parent's house back in 2002. How about a copy!? :) Hey, are you and Donnie gonna post some here??????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GutAttack Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Can't find my book. But if Donnie has a copy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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