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OH mah GAH!  I had totally forgotten that one! That one was popular.

LOL Ruth!!

Monica

I'm NOT posting anything about that song "eat, bite, nibble, gobble....etc" ummm that's ALL I REMEMBER :rolleyes:

That was nothing Larry taught us...that was from "you crazies on bus #2".

Were you in the corps the night the bus pulled over in Allentown to let Drew and the other emmaus crew onto the bus? When we pulled in at the rest-stop everyone on Bus #1 jumped out and sang a new song we had "composed" to buses 2&3 ? IT WAS THE CABS SONG..."oh my name's Jimmy Russo" I will never forget standing along the interstate singing that song ! Larry sure has a way with lyrics ! he used to stand at the front of the bus and the lyrics would just fly out of his mouth. Too funny !!

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I remember Brassiere!  (you hold the things I love so dear! hahaha!)

I'd be interested in the lyrics to born in a whorehouse though!

Ohhhhhh she burped and she farted and she s**t on the floor

The Gas from her a** knocked the cat out the door

The moon shone brightly on the n**pples of her t*ts

She carved her initials in a bucket of s**t

Sung by the whorehouse quartet

Who you gonna give it to Juliet

That f**ing whore.

I hope that's the one.

learned that about 30 years ago :whistle: b**bs

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ear bit suck f### gobble nibble chew

nipple bosom hair pie finger f### screw

Moose s### cat pud orangutan t##

sheep p###y camel crack pig lion s###

awwww f###!

That's an old John Valby tune.......

the first verse went something like

I went to a party and what did they do?

Took off their socks and took off their shoes

took of their shirts and took off their pants,

I had a hunch, we weren't gonna dance

the second verse

my baby's not a sprts fan,

but she plays with balls whenever she can

it's her favorite sport you see

it's a game called tonsil hockey

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I-N-Y-O-U-R-M-O-U-T-H...In your mouth, in your mouth

Forever let us hold it in your mouth

Now it's time to take it out and stick it in your ear

I-N-Y-O-U-R-M-O-U-T-H...Aaaaaaaaa-meeeeeeen!

(to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club goodbye song)

I know for a fact that a FEW senior corps know this tune very well...it sounds religious in the shower...even better on drunken bus rides.

The NY Skyliners were one! b**bs

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You deserve a break today

So get up to Maurer's place, for a b@#& job

(McDonald's old song)

Maurer (Terry) was our contra player

In our town the girl's have tin can dresses ( booooooo)

But the boy's have can openers

Chorus: Salvation Army, Salvation Army

Put a nickel in the drum save another drunken bum

Salvation Army, Salvation Army

Put a nickel in the drum and you'll be saved

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ear bit suck f### gobble nibble chew

nipple bosom hair pie finger f### screw

Moose s### cat pud orangutan t##

sheep p###y camel crack pig lion s###

awwww f###!

That's an old John Valby tune.......

the first verse went something like

I went to a party and what did they do?

Took off their socks and took off their shoes

took of their shirts and took off their pants,

I had a hunch, we weren't gonna dance

the second verse

my baby's not a sprts fan,

but she plays with balls whenever she can

it's her favorite sport you see

it's a game called tonsil hockey

Keith's reply reminds me of those that limerick song and all the limericks too

There once was a man from old Mass

who had two balls made of glass,

he clicked together in all kinds of weather

and shot lightening bolts out his ###.

There once was a man from ragoon

who farted with a force of a typhoon

BUT what was our refrain...????? Dear Lord, I can't remember

sing me a verse

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I have not located the Reading songbook yet.

It's stashed somewhere with all my other stuff.

We made a new one in '96 and sang all the time.

I think there's one for everybody in that book.

I'll keep looking and see what I can dig up.

^0^

Gut,

I happen to have a copy of the "Bus Two Songbook":-)

Donnie :worthy:

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:rolleyes:

I would get nothing but grief if I tried to list some of the songs that between the MBI and Racine/Chicago alums, so I will defer to my bretheren in Cheeseland to list some of them with lyrics, but I will whet your appetite with titles of a few:

B-I-T-E M-Y A-S-S ( to the tune of Harrigan)

Brazziere(sp) (to the tune of Brazil)

Born in A Whorehouse ( to the tune of Beautiful Dreamer)

I can assure you that either J.C. or other members of the Kiltie Khorus can elaborate on these and many more.

Hey Ream! Does this mean we're going to put something like this together in Scranton, or will we get arrested in the process?

Pat

:P :P :P

<**> To Goalie Guy:

These songs are Boys of 76 and Spirit of 76 songs. These corps were from Racine,Wisconsin. You were a member of MBI. There are more songs out there. Please get the facts straight.

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Gut,

I happen to have a copy of the "Bus Two Songbook":-)

Donnie :worthy:

Donnie,

I can't find mine...

it may have been lost in the move out of my parent's house back in 2002.

How about a copy!?

:)

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