Top things to say when the Cadets' doorbell rings

[Percussion827]

<ding-dong>

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[mynameisohyeah]

"Don't do it! There's no paper in there!"

A well timed splooie or yowza would have me rolling, too.

[kevingamin]

DING DONG!!!

"I'm sorry, this is actually the Bill Clinton residence. I'm sure he wouldn't mind meeting you, though!"

[JMS0527]

"Who is it?"

"Goons"

"Who?"

"Hired goons"

($1 to the Simpsons)

[lisard5]

I'd have to second the "don't do it"...the entire theatre where I was burst into laughter!!

but just a nice, monotone, "landshark" would work just fine for me!!!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Someone did that at my theater too!!!! I was laughing!!!!!

[xrifle]

She's at the church getting Maddied. Maddied?  Maddied!

Please tell me you all know this one.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I know this one. "That you?" "Yeah, that me."

[JMS0527]

A well timed splooie or yowza would have me rolling, too.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It would absolutely not surprise me if someone does that tonight

[Renegroupie]

It would absolutely not surprise me if someone does that tonight

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Dave's not here!

[sburstall]

"Hey, this is Dave!!"

[SCVAlumTofRGuy]

* DING-DONG *

<< Vicious (amped) killer guard dog starts barking behind the door, making the girl really flinch>>

OR prior to the doorbell

"Ruuuuun! It's too late, save yourself!!!"

OR

"Geooooorge...come out to play-ee-ayyy...." (reference for our younger readers: from the movie "The Warriors")