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This thread is total bull**** because we all know that Drum Corps instructors NEVER swear. :laughing:

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"That's a billion times better, even though it still sucked."

- Brent Montgomery

Where are the Tom Floatisms? Every year there is a list and I laugh every time. Stuff like...

"Bass drums! You sound like potatoes rolling down the stairs"

...or something like that. Surely someone out there has this list. There are some gems.

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Drum Major: "Does anyone know why there's a riding mower in the bathroom?"

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Caption Head: "That was 100 times better than the last run... but it still sounds like crap. Do it again."

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After a run of part of our show, visual caption head says:

"well....if that didn't s__k so bad, it woulda been p___a!"

I don't get it.

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Where are the Tom Floatisms? Every year there is a list and I laugh every time. Stuff like...

"Bass drums! You sound like potatoes rolling down the stairs"

...or something like that. Surely someone out there has this list. There are some gems.

The bass line insult I like... "Sounds like shoes in a dryer."

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