Jimbalaya Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ah, no.....but he has a clean dingus Did this gentleman ever do the dance The Stripper?:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbalaya Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) a little bit of history.......many of you may remember a fabled baritone player and center of songs extraordinaire from Archie, Jack 'Big Jack' Werner. On one trip we managed to find a watering hole late at night and stopped the bus to partake. So in we go, getting THAT LOOK from the regulars.....all neighborhooders. We sits down at tables and notice that they have those juke box machines at the booths. Now we hadn't started imbibing yet, but we couldn't read a ###### tune on the charts. It was all in Polish or other eastern european languages. So, we haves our beers and must have created a bit of consternation 'cause the reception committee was not too fond of dese guys from da bus. Tension mounted after some time, but when things looked darkest, Big Jack stands up and starts singing the Polish national anthem....in Polska. That got all the locals singing along and it looked like the situation was calmed. They cheered Jack, but he then went into the second stanza.........they all looked with large eyed wonderment and those that could sang along.....in Polska. When Jack was finished they gave him a standing 'O' and we drank for free the rest of the night. ya see, Werner was NOT Jack's real last name.......he was a Polish boy tru an tru...... Edited November 30, 2009 by Jimbalaya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Priester Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 a little bit of history.......many of you may remember a fabled baritone player and center of songs extraordinaire from Archie, Jack 'Big Jack' Werner. On one trip we managed to find a watering hole late at night and stopped the bus to partake. So in we go, getting THAT LOOK from the regulars.....all neighborhooders. We sits down at tables and notice that they have those juke box machines at the booths. Now we hadn't started imbibing yet, but we couldn't read a ###### tune on the charts. It was all in Polish or other eastern european languages. So, we haves our beers and must have created a bit of consternation 'cause the reception committee was not too fond of dese guys from da bus. Tension mounted after some time, but when things looked darkest, Big Jack stands up and starts singing the Polish national anthem....in Polska. That got all the locals singing along and it looked like the situation was calmed. They cheered Jack, but he then went into the second stanza.........they all looked with large eyed wonderment and those that could sang along.....in Polska. When Jack was finished they gave him a standing 'O' and we drank for free the rest of the night. ya see, Werner was NOT Jack's real last name.......he was a Polish boy tru an tru...... Now, THAT was a great story, Guido. Thanx. Ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny Drum Corps Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) JOE... never mind Donny Edited December 1, 2009 by donnymusic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornsUp Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ..... and we drank for free the rest of the night. And you told the regs your last name was Kosetzski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcityrabbit Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 a little bit of history.......many of you may remember a fabled baritone player and center of songs extraordinaire from Archie, Jack 'Big Jack' Werner. On one trip we managed to find a watering hole late at night and stopped the bus to partake. So in we go, getting THAT LOOK from the regulars.....all neighborhooders. We sits down at tables and notice that they have those juke box machines at the booths. Now we hadn't started imbibing yet, but we couldn't read a ###### tune on the charts. It was all in Polish or other eastern european languages. So, we haves our beers and must have created a bit of consternation 'cause the reception committee was not too fond of dese guys from da bus. Tension mounted after some time, but when things looked darkest, Big Jack stands up and starts singing the Polish national anthem....in Polska. That got all the locals singing along and it looked like the situation was calmed. They cheered Jack, but he then went into the second stanza.........they all looked with large eyed wonderment and those that could sang along.....in Polska. When Jack was finished they gave him a standing 'O' and we drank for free the rest of the night. ya see, Werner was NOT Jack's real last name.......he was a Polish boy tru an tru...... Great story, thanks for sharing. One time Steel City on the way home managed to find the only GAY bar in western MD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsksun4 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 One time Steel City on the way home managed to find the only GAY bar in western MD. You forgot to add the infamous "Not that there's anything wrong with that" phrase. Heh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimF-LowBari Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 You forgot to add the infamous "Not that there's anything wrong with that" phrase. Heh! LMAO, Four of us (all guys) went to Puget Sound area for work for two weeks. During the weekend two of the members wanted to go Seattle bar crawling and the other two went along. Long story short we were in this dumpy place that we thought was a sports bar because of the name. Bartender had heard of Harrisburg and was really nice to us. Then one of us picked up some phamphlets on a table, took one look and then told us we needed to finish our beers and get the #### out. Yep, gay bar... and Harrisburg has a sizible gay population so guess that's why the bartender heard of the place. Three of us thought it was funny we didn't realize where we were and one guy (NOT me) got PO'ed. He REALLY got PO'ed when I said "Four guys in a gay bar. everyone probably thought we were on a double date. OK... who's my date" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Ream Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Great story, thanks for sharing.One time Steel City on the way home managed to find the only GAY bar in western MD. so Arnie was in heaven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TennTux Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I think I'm lost on this thread... Did we guess #334? If you *know* who it is.... please wait a while (not everyone is on here all day or even daily for that matter) If there have been no Guesses..........Then give a *challenging* hint. When giving hints on these try to be creative and just dangle the tiniest tidbit. Make people really think / work on it. Then wait it out a while before tossing another tiny vague tidbit... C'mon we've got to make these last a little longer. PLEASE?? For a little more insight on the workings of this thread check out pg. 790 post #7894. Also, any comments made MUST be made in good taste... this is a fun loving thread... not a revenge match. Please spew your venom elsewhere. Please submit any questions and / or pics in their full size (preferably JPG format), with full description - names, Corps, Stadium, Year... etc. to: The *Guess Who* Mailbox Thanx in advance! All that said and out of the way... Guess Who # 334? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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