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Here it is, 10:30 on a Sunday morning, and there's not a single post on this particular forum.

The last one was by Jeff Ream (who's really just a kid anyway) shortly after midnight. I guess the rest of us simply couldn't stay up that late.

Perhaps in a little while, when we can once again move our fingers for keyboarding.... after the Geritol works its magic.... there'll be some additional posts.

In the meantime, be careful on the stairs with that walker... remember to take your Centrum Silver... and ask your spouse to help you find your bifocals.

Andy

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Here it is, 10:30 on a Sunday morning, and there's not a single post on this particular forum.

The last one was by Jeff Ream (who's really just a kid anyway) shortly after midnight. I guess the rest of us simply couldn't stay up that late.

Perhaps in a little while, when we can once again move our fingers for keyboarding.... after the Geritol works its magic.... there'll be some additional posts.

In the meantime, be careful on the stairs with that walker... remember to take your Centrum Silver... and ask your spouse to help you find your bifocals.

Andy

No wonder you're such a crumudgeon. Wonder what you'd really be like if you didn't take all that OTC medication. (Not to mention the Lithium, Trazodone [for sleep of course] etal.) :ph34r:

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Old, schmold! Who cares how old you are as long as the Cialis kicks in on time!

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No wonder you're such a crumudgeon. Wonder what you'd really be like if you didn't take all that OTC medication. (Not to mention the Lithium, Trazodone [for sleep of course] etal.) :ph34r:

I don't take any over-the-counter medications!! Nor do I take Lithium, Trazodone, or anything else!!

After all, my body is a temple. And I wouldn't want to befoul it with any of those things that you have to take merely to get up in the morning.

And as Bob said, "as long as the Cialis kicks in..." Except, of course, when I'm in church, where I find it to be somewhat disconcerting.

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Here it is, 10:30 on a Sunday morning, and there's not a single post on this particular forum.

The last one was by Jeff Ream (who's really just a kid anyway) shortly after midnight. I guess the rest of us simply couldn't stay up that late.

Perhaps in a little while, when we can once again move our fingers for keyboarding.... after the Geritol works its magic.... there'll be some additional posts.

In the meantime, be careful on the stairs with that walker... remember to take your Centrum Silver... and ask your spouse to help you find your bifocals.

Andy

DESPITE ALL EFFORTS TO THE CONTRARY( LIVING AND EATING LIKE A COLLEGE KID,STALE EASTER PEEPS AS A DIETARY SUPPLEMENT,ETC ETC...........I HAVE BECOME MY FATHER! I ALWAYS DREADED THIS FACT OF LIFE. I SOLD MY CORVETTE AND BOUGHT A NEW CAR WITH FOUR DOORS.(IT IS MUCH EASIER TO GET IN AND OUT OF AFTER THE SURGURY ON MY SPINE).GOD REST HIS SOUL AND I LOVED HIM DEARLY,BUT I WISH MY FATHER WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME A "HEADS-UP",ON SUCH THINGS AS COLONOSCOPIES,BIFOCALS,HERNIA REPAIRS,AND OTHER WAYS MY DOCTOR HAS FOUND TO REMOVE ANY REMAINING SHRED OF DIGNITY AND MACHISMO I HAD LEFT!.........THE PROVERBIAL STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK WAS WHEN A WOMAN I KNEW AS A HIGH SCHOOL "CRUSH",ANNOUNCED THAT SHE JUST BECAME A GREAT-GRANDMOTHER!!! AS DAN BOWMAN,FORMER WESTSHOREMEN DIRECTOR,SAID: "THIS GETTING OLD THING IS NOT FOR SISSIES!"............................ :ph34r:

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I don't take any over-the-counter medications!! Nor do I take Lithium, Trazodone, or anything else!!

Ah!!!! Now THERE'S your problem. No wonder you're such a cumudgeon. :doh:

After all, my body is a temple.

Very similar to Machu Pechu. Hidden away somewhere in the jungles of South America.

And I wouldn't want to befoul it with any of those things that you have to take merely to get up in the morning.

Your wit seems to be failing you my friend. It sounds like the old "I know you are by what am I" routine from grammar school days. Oh well, I guess we all tend to regress back to our childhood as we get older. Especially once you hit the century mark. :ph34r:

And as Bob said, "as long as the Cialis kicks in..." Except, of course, when I'm in church, where I find it to be somewhat disconcerting.

It's my understanding that penile implants do a much better jobs. And are favored by the female species for any number of reasons. :doh:

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Ah!!!! Now THERE'S your problem. No wonder you're such a cumudgeon. :doh:

Very similar to Machu Pechu. Hidden away somewhere in the jungles of South America.

Your wit seems to be failing you my friend. It sounds like the old "I know you are by what am I" routine from grammar school days. Oh well, I guess we all tend to regress back to our childhood as we get older. Especially once you hit the century mark. :ph34r:

It's my understanding that penile implants do a much better jobs. And are favored by the female species for any number of reasons. :doh:

I was going to respond to the above statement, but I won't. Suffice it to say, however, that you ain't sittin' next to me in Harrisburg!!!

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well for what it's worth i was up till 1:30am and i was on dcp. i didn't post i was reading and john smith and i were emailing each other. i may be old but unless i'm sick i'm ALWAYS there.

BTW i take 18 different meds through out the day.......all scripts. no cialis although it wouldn't hurt. :ph34r:

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