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no, Tom would be the backfield conductor. Xenu would be the drum major

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Bart Simpson = Blue Knights tenor line

Lisa Simpson = Learns baritone to march Phantom

Chelsea Clinton = Boston Pit

Thom Cruise = Third baritone for Devils, hangs out with lead sops.

Sara Palin = Alaskan Heat drum major. Never tours but does a few parades.

David Letterman = Bassline for Americanos

Jimmy Kimmel = Plays clarinet but tries out for and gets cut from Cavies guard...second camp

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Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Jamie Kennedy, Louie Anderson,and Harland Williams would march Cavaliers or Scouts Colorguard

Rosie O'Donnell would march Bandettes

Barbra Walters would march Cadets "what kind of tree would you be to find happiness?" as the host of the show

I believe Tonya Hardy and Nancy Kerrigan marched with Velvet Knights in 94 or 95

Johnny Depp would be drum major for Madison Scouts

Michael Jackson would march Blue Devils C

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Morgan Freeman hired by Cadets for narrating role.

Howard Stern is not impressed; he tries out for Blue Devils but gets kicked out for asking everyone to show him their boobs

Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Jamie Kennedy, Louie Anderson,and Harland Williams would march Cavaliers or Scouts Colorguard

Rosie O'Donnell would march Bandettes

Barbra Walters would march Cadets "what kind of tree would you be to find happiness?" as the host of the show

I believe Tonya Hardy and Nancy Kerrigan marched with Velvet Knights in 94 or 95

Johnny Depp would be drum major for Madison Scouts

Michael Jackson would march Blue Devils C

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Miss Teen South Carolina might possibly BE the daughter of two 70's Bridgemen members!!! There's definitely some pharmacological influence there!!!!

Or, she could've marched Phantom's "On Air", since there is an abundance of such between her ears!

(and before I get cracked on for living in SC, I just moved here 19 months ago, with the NC state line in my back yard!!) I straddle two states daily!

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A certain unnamed :sad: double-murderer who once played football then did B-movies could've marched Phantom '08.

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John Wayne would have marched Troopers for sure!

MIKE

good one!! :sad:

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