PrfctTimeOfDay Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) Breaking News!!! Sebastienne is making an appeal to the best and the brightest in his quest for the gold. What's his plan??? Click the link below and enjoy! :) *re-edit Edited January 4, 2010 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted January 22, 2010 Author Share Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) up from the gutter of glitter sebastienne is back and proving you can take the streamers off the rifle but you can't take the twirl outta the gurl! we recently learned that ssj has assembled a crack team of illegal immigrants,structural engineers and lesbian ironworkers all operating overtime to construct and complete his wgi finals ensemble. more as it happens...... Edited January 22, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Spinner Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Is there any chance that the live animals rule will be repealed this season? SSJ could create a G.E. box 10 with a herd or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) sebastienne misses the good old daze... ....the old days when a performer dropped their equipment [fell down or faked sick] an instructor could beat that performer unmercifully with a car aerial,pantyhose filled with oranges,an old rusty wire hanger or better yet burn them a little bit with a lit cigarette."thats how we got results back in my day" claimed an obviously medicated and agitated sebastienne st. jacque."we don't have that kind of commitment from the staff's anymore","too many cry-baby kids & nosey parents buttin in with threats about "lawyers","the ACLU" and "the police"!"color guard has gone straight to hell" swore sebastienne as he slammed the door behind him and staggered towards his dodge windstar minivan! Edited February 11, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 (edited) efforts by local law enforcement to subdue sebastienne st. jacque have failed and temporarily stalled.at press time their is an emergency tri-state dragnet set in place to locate,arrest and detain mr. st. jacque before he can infiltrate the city of dayton ohio. hazelton ford,[a former st jacque dancer,recovering street mime and part time pastry chef at an upstate government run facility] was overheard warning "if you encounter him immediately call the police,a priest or animal control".he added,speaking in hushed tones "whatever you do don't attempt to approach him,corner him or look at him directly in the eye as he has been known to use vulcan mind control,his trick pelvis or just simply lash out and strike at random". Edited March 28, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 (edited) Edited March 27, 2010 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHSmirage Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I am looking forward to seeing what fantastic couture Sebastienne will sport at headquaters! 2 Weeks Til Debbie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dugg Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 (edited) reports of a sebastienne sighting from terrified local dayton residents proved to nothing more than a partially deflated purple sequined hot air balloon,however as a precaution security at wright-patterson airforce base has been raised to "lavender" level. Edited March 30, 2010 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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