Otto Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 If you were fielding a new corps and everything was in place except the name - what name would you invent / use? (Oh and by the way - this is NOT real. I am not starting one ) I thought I would add some post season fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
84BDsop Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Free Beer, you may take the field for competition." *instant full size Open class corps...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanieofbrassie Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Feel free to shoot me down on this, but I always thought that should a corps rise from somewhere like Kansas, they should name themselves something along the lines of "The Haysville Harvest" or "Harvest Sound" or maybe just "Harvest" and then they should take straw hats and make them into aussies ("Strawssies!") and have feathers that look kind of like the 07 Crown Plume, that mix of different earthy shades of brown just arching over the "strawssies." other ideas: "El Chupacabra" a corps based out of New Mexico or the Texas border region which primary plays loud Latin jazz music "Cajun Soul" a corps based out of Louisiana and eats jambalaya on tour? "Contender" for that corps that will always be a contender for a medal...but never takes the big one home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbevillekid26 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Free Beer, you may take the field for competition."*instant full size Open class corps...* :ph34r: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 :ph34r: Here are some: The "DARKNESS" Drum and Bugle Corps from Alaska "KUM BA YA" from Philadelphia "The SCAMMERS" from Washington DC "sfz" formerly know as Prince The KEGGERS The corps with the fastest drill - "The LAXATIVES" The really slow corps - "CONSTIPATION" GOLD BOND you may take the field in Competition - Imagine the Sponsorship! VELCRO - you make up the reason - ha DRIVERS ED - the corps with whiplash like drill The JAVAMEN - Sponsored by Dunkin Donuts Coffee The BENCHMEN - the only corps to have a second string of horn players. They switch them out mid way through the show The JUSTICE LEAGUE - no comment needed The BRIDGEMEN - oh wait - already taken -ha The BLUE DINKLES - marchers with bad circulation POSEY POWER - hmmm VANSLAYERmen - heavy metal drum corps From Holland - The KLOGGERS (Imagine their straight leg technique) From Ireland (I teach there in the summers) - The PUBCRAWLERS - sometimes they miss their prelim slot if it is early that morning. The BIDEN AIRES - they never perform the same thing twice The Pelossi ettes - they never start the show - they just sit there in a daze and have a Botox smile and point at everyone while standing and sitting and applauding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMCK Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 The Yo-Yo's from Ho-Ho-kus, NJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roark1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Tremendous Blast! Oh, wait, that's already taken by...The Tremendous Blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAvery Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 The BIDEN AIRES - they never perform the same thing twiceThe Pelossi ettes - they never start the show - they just sit there in a daze and have a Botox smile and point at everyone while standing and sitting and applauding. Or maybe the Bushmen - It doesn't matter if they win, they will steal the victory in court The Cheney Cadets - A dark and evil corps that.....Oh wait, there is already that corps. Maybe they need to think about a name change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roark1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 The Flaming Yaks I don't know if anyone else uses this term. Maybe only the Govies will get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tymps4life Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I would name my corps "Symphonic Breeze" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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