FaustianMachine Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) I believe that there was a similar topic like this last year in regards to Blue Devils. Note, this is for humor only. Some of my reasons on why they will not win: -Demons go on strike, do not show up. Without the demons, show title doesn't make sense, judges deduct massive points. -During The Cavaliers show, the lead guard member at the end summons a thunderstorm on the field. Later, The Cadets all get zapped by their poles. The result: The Cadets lose 10 GE points for not being able to use that visual. The Cavaliers gain 10 GE points because, well, they can summon a thunderstorm. -Santa Clara Vanguard crashes their show, dragging the demons back down to Hell one at a time. -Phantom Regiment decides to leave Romeo on the field for the rest of the performances. The remaining corps all trip over him, Phantom pulls out a win. Your turn, DCP. Edited August 13, 2011 by FaustianMachine 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jent Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Head demon peels off his uniform to reveal he's really Little Jeffrey 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2000Cadet Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 All the Demons go back to Blue Devils leaving Cadets with 75 holes which helps BD max out their visual performance and take home the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikekhs Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Two Cadet DMs arrested for their involvement in the famous Blue Devil Bingo hall raid. DCI will not allow Dr. Beat as a guest conductor. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrunchyTenor Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 All the Demons go back to Blue Devils leaving Cadets with 75 holes which helps BD max out their visual performance and take home the win. Unfortunately, the win is short-lived when the judges impose a penalty for too many members for BD and Cavaliers sneak through for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peel Paint Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Blue Devils deliberately leave all their poles on the field to trip up The Cadets on the opener, and it works. BD penalties on grounded equipment and Cadets wipe-outs give it to Cavies. Or... Blue Devils sneaked into Cadets' site last night and pranked them by dying all the demon uniforms blue. Judges appalled by color clash give it to BD. Or... Phantom changes their ending again. This time, Juliet discovers Romeo two-timing her in bed with Spartacus, and in a jealous rage, murders them both. GE judges love the operatic twist, Regiment wins. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClutch Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Demons won the battle on semis.... So no one shows up on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkfdPRphan Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 ...the Blue DEVILS leave their house on the field. 'Promises, promises....' is heard coming from that 'building' and the Angels go in to check it out....never to return. Demons arrive to an empty field, turn around and go back to hel#. Show over - no score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2000Cadet Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Two Cadet DMs arrested for their involvement in the famous Blue Devil Bingo hall raid. DCI will not allow Dr. Beat as a guest conductor. Unfortunately, the win is short-lived when the judges impose a penalty for too many members for BD and Cavaliers sneak through for the win. Blue Devils deliberately leave all their poles on the field to trip up The Cadets on the opener, and it works. BD penalties on grounded equipment and Cadets wipe-outs give it to Cavies. Or... Blue Devils sneaked into Cadets' site last night and pranked them by dying all the demon uniforms blue. Judges appalled by color clash give it to BD. Or... Phantom changes their ending again. This time, Juliet discovers Romeo two-timing her in bed with Spartacus, and in a jealous rage, murders them both. GE judges love the operatic twist, Regiment wins. This thread is hilarious. :laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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