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Why the 2011 Thanksgiving Dinner Goes Wrong....


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Madison can be HEARD enjoying their dessert, but no one is allowed to actually WATCH them eat.

Phantom will be in charge of carving the bird, as long as there is an "I AM SPARTACUS!" as the knife is plunged in for the initial cut.

BD will be Constanly Risking Absurdity.

George Hopkins will propose a number of "changes" to the menu, guests, and decorations.

It will be explained to BAC that playing "Conquest" as dinner begins would really be in poor taste.

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Well, that's always implied. (Time for someone to find the "Needs more Cesario" poster.)

Thanksgiving Dinner is generally not a time to be bathing in chocolate delights.... but if you insist, Michael.

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Due to an unfortunate combination of collard greens, bacon fat and flax seeds, along with a large helping of boiled potatos and way too much turkey.....DCI Thanksgiving dinner guests are sent running for the restrooms.......while BD plays a rendition of their 2010 production....."Through Your ###, Quickly"

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Due to an unfortunate combination of collard greens, bacon fat and flax seeds, along with a large helping of boiled potatos and way too much turkey.....DCI Thanksgiving dinner guests are sent running for the restrooms.......while BD plays a rendition of their 2010 production....."Through Your ###, Quickly"

This! :thumbup:

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George Hopkins holds up everything until new hash marks are painted on the table.

(You know someone had to say it. :tongue: )

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George Hopkins holds up everything until new hash marks are painted on the table.

(You know someone had to say it. :tongue: )

Actually, being a dinner, things would be delayed until hash browns were brought to the table. (Got to keep things on topic. :shutup:)

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"When I cut my turkey, something amazing happens..."

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