Tsar Nikk Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I finally found a copy of my "Friends" parody featuring drum corps...for some reason, the DCP server had lost the post, but...I found it re-posted on -of all places- the Blue Devils board. Woot. I guess I'll have to adapt this thing if Devils win another ring this year: <cue intro music> So no one told you corps was gonna be this way... (hut hut hut hut) Your corps is broke, you choked, you sound like BOA.... It's like your show is stuck in second gear When you haven't won a shiny ring in oh, many a year..... I'll be there for you... (when the rain starts to fall) I'll be there for you... (When your girl back home won't call) I'll be there for you... (When we hang out at corps hall) Cast: Blue Devils = Joey Tribiani SCV = Rachael Green Cavaliers = Chandler Bing Cadets = Ross Geller Regiment = Monica Geller Madison = Phoebe Buffet Bluecoats = Gunther Boston = Janice <Intro Scene: Central Perk Coffee Shop> Blue Devils walk in, looking sleek and confident wearing a ring on every finger. SCV: Hey BD, how's it going? BD: Terrible, I have a date tonight but I can't figure out what to do with my 11th ring... SCV: (sarcastic) Gee, that's a shame... BD: (unaware of sarcasm) I know! I finally got desperate and well...found a place. Cavaliers: Um, Joe...you only have 10 fingers...what else could you put a ring around that is long and...(pause), OH DEAR GOD NO! BD: (big smile) Oh yeah baby... Bluecoats: Coffee's up, "lord of the rings." Cadets: Joey, why would you do that, why, why, why? BD: Where else was I supposed to put it? PR: Well, did you ever consider not wearing ALL of your rings at the same time? Cavaliers: Could you BE any denser? BD: You guys are just jealous because I have so many rings! Madison: Yeah...that's what it is, Joey. Come on! There is more to life than rings! There is entertainment and excitement and melody! Cavaliers: Joe, won't it....um...really hurt if you, um...become....well, what I mean, is...(looking around for help) SCV: Joey, wouldn't it hurt it you saw a girl, um...(looks around also) Cadets: SCV, take off your top. SCV: No way! Madison: Oh for crying out loud, *I'll* do it. (Madison takes off her top) BD: Alright...THAT's what I'm- ouch....hey, wait a min- OUCH! OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!! Oh man! I need the visual equivalent of a cold shower.... Boston: (entering the coffee shop) OH.......MY.........GOD. BD: (looking relieved) Yup, that did it. (Commercial Break) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluecoats88 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueR36 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 (edited) so, uh, he put it on one of his toes??? Edited June 12, 2006 by BlueR36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madscout96 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 If Phoebe is played by the Madison Scouts, who plays Ursula? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbc03 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Umm... my only complaint is that Phoebe is played by an all male corps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevingamin Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Umm... my only complaint is that Phoebe is played by an all male corps... And Phoebe wouldn't have it any other way. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburstall Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Umm... my only complaint is that Phoebe is played by an all male corps... That would be Ursala. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slow Adam Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Umm... my only complaint is that Phoebe is played by an all male corps... My only complaint would be that Gunther isn't played by an all male corps :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Nice! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madalumni Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Well if Pheobe is played by Madison, then logically, Ursula would have to be played by us, the Madison Alumni Corps...and don't ask me to explain my logic. Then again, the Buffay sisters aren't exactly logical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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