Walter Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 (edited) (Night before finals, just after making finals for the first time!!!) Before you hear it from someone else....I had a blast marching with you guys this past year but...DCI found out that I am 24 and................they have disqualified you from finals !!! b**bs b**bs b**bs b**bs Edited September 1, 2006 by ODBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audiodb Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Simon says, stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BariEuph Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 (edited) "hey, there i am, between the 3rd and 4th snares from the right!" no, really. that's me :P Edited September 1, 2006 by BariEuph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubawarrior Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Now remember everyone, it's drum corps...we're not a marching band!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcontra99 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 "Ok, here's one you may not have heard in Catholic school...what has two thumbs, teaches drum corps, and loves b*ow jobs, this guy right here!" Probably inappropriate but I had an instructor say that at a sectional one day to lighten the mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyboy Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 What the kids hear: "You guys have to go out there and give it everything you've got, do it just like we practiced this morning." Inner monologue: "Why does the drumline always sit behind me, I told them I hate that crap. Okay, when we start rehearsal I'm gonna make them cry. That'll show them....yea....rep 104 to the big push for an hour. How do you like crabbing now suckers? hahaha....maybe some push ups too, yea that'll teach them. I'll make the bass line take out the trash after diner...those dumb oxen. These guys think they are so intense in practice and drumming all night on the bus....don't they know how hard it is to march and play a horn at the same time? I'll just run rehearsal a little long....and let the horns eat first...the baked ziti will be cold by the time the drumline gets to them....that'll teach them. Those pit kids too, they won't be able to shower because they'll be loading the truck. Who would play in a the pit anyway? I heard Jessica plays baritone, we needed a baritione in May too and she just sat there "but I love the gong" she said...wa wa wa. If she comes back next year she better watch out......okay where was I...." What the kids hear: "Okay fill you water jugs, three hour block until diner. Baked ziti tonight!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildabeast Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 "There seems to be a mistake in the financial report. Apparently the dollar amount for corps fees was printed wrong in your contracts. Each of you needs to come up with another $2,000.00 in 2 days, or we don't leave the corps hall." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Scott Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 "The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute... (Children-Oooooo) I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments! All because the Catholic church wouldn't let me wear... " Every (squirm) is sacred... Every (squirm) is good.... Every (squirm) is needed.... ...in your neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Scott Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Guys...the food truck has been repo'd. Has anyone seen the movie "alive"...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoFan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Yes, I am very serious. Several of you will be chosen to jump off pink picnic tables during the drum solo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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