soccerguy315 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 What are these intervals? It's like nut to butt and semi truck. It's the F###ing corps symbol! Hit your dot so people in the stands can see what the F### it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanguard_fanatic Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 i went to a rehearsal, and a train passed by in the background, and someone said "oh look, its phantoms hornline" although i do love phantom regiment i will admit that i found that a bit funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Mike Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Staff member : hey mike Me: Yes Staff: you do realize you will never have hemmorids ? me: yea, my dad said the same thing ( son, you'll never have hemmorids because you are a PERFECT a##hole ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somedude Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 "Snares, that sounded like an abortion." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paralda Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 "I love bukkake!" Long story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txorchdork013 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 It wouldn't be a staff quote thread without the stylings of John Brazale, the late great drill designer for Phantom Regiment!“Bob! Bob! You speak idiot! Get over there and tell the contras to get off the #### short bus and march!” “Color guard! That was about as graceful as a door!” “Contras! Are you on drugs? Would getting some help?” “And if you slip and fall…ROLL THE HELL OUT OF MY DRILL God#### it!” “Hey you! Guy with the hat! NO! The other guy with the hat! NO #### IT! That guy with the hat!” “Sopranos, I'm going to lose my wonderful personality in about 2 seconds." “AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Mellophones! You sucksucksucksuckSUCK!” Classic and lovin' it...ROFLMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumno5 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Late in the evening, after the show (an awful performance), walking past the field on the way back to the buses. Al DiCroce, speaking in a cheerful voice to no one (and everyone) in particular: "Here's the field, on which you had the opportunity to perform and chose not to." Fred O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein456 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 "I'll pull your arms out of there sockets and throw them across Hempstead turnpike" Those who know .......know who said this. Of course, he NEVER would have done this , but it was one of those "old school things" that many of us heard back in the day. He did balance it out with love. bs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snare36 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Well known percussion caption head to snares after a dirty roll: "Alright, who didn't pull out?" Bass instructor to well know percussion caption head: "Your dad!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snare36 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Well known instructor: "People! If you receive a correction more than twice, YOU SUCK!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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